Zone1 I'm even newer here!

[Feeding Crows]

I have newer stuff that nobody's ever heard!

So two new posters, post on USMB...

One says "hi, i'm new here"

The other one says, "no, I'm new here, you butthole! I'm newer than you!"

The first guy says, "Oh yeah?!? See my political threads! "

SOCK!

 

[beautress]

Welcome to USMB, Feeding Crows. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[TNHarley]

 

[the other mike]

I have newer stuff that nobody's ever heard!

So two new posters, post on USMB...

One says "hi, i'm new here"

The other one says, "no, I'm new here, you butthole! I'm newer than you!"

The first guy says, "Oh yeah?!? See my political threads! "

SOCK!

You'll be in the news soon.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Thanks for that compliment! I love it! I want to tell peeps the truth about a lot of things!

 

[Feeding Crows]

A lot of false shite that they're believing, that is making this world a worse place.

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new... that my momma and dadda still don't know that i exist!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new... I still have an umbilical cord...

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new... I argued with all the other sperm to let me through, so I could post here!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm friggin new!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm really new! You wanna know how new I am?!?

I'm so new, that when I was a sperm, I got bullied!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new that the egg would float away from me!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new, that the doctor pushed me back in!

 

[Feeding Crows]

he's not ready, he's next year's model, said the doctor.

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new, that I still don't understand what LOL really means... Is it "lots of laughs" or "laugh out loud"?

I never laugh out loud, except when watching Borat. But I do have "lots of laughs" all the time!

 

[Feeding Crows]

FYI, I will deny all of this tonight/tomorrow

But what does FYI really mean?

For Your Information, or the way I roll, Fook You Ignorants!

 

[Feeding Crows]

There's many ways to interpret many ways of life. I hope you understood my views.

 

[Foolardi]

I have newer stuff that nobody's ever heard!

So two new posters, post on USMB...

One says "hi, i'm new here"

The other one says, "no, I'm new here, you butthole! I'm newer than you!"

The first guy says, "Oh yeah?!? See my political threads! "

SOCK!

Never to be outdone by Laugh-In and their
" Sock it to Me " or ...
Kapowee
Context aside.
A side of what ? Beef or Mutton.

 

[ReinyDays]

Let me be the first to tell you you're wrong ... [adorable smile] ... welcome to the USMB ...

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm so new that I still suck the milk off the mods tit!