OK, I'm not buying a
literal 2000 pound ton -- if I did that I'd eat 'em all in one sitting.

But get 'em while you can; they might not be around much longer.
Vancouver Sun:
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Ten million scallops that have died in the waters near Qualicum Beach due to rising ocean acidity are the latest victims in a series of marine die-offs that have plagued the West Coast for a decade.
Human-caused carbon dioxide emissions in the atmosphere are being absorbed by the ocean and may have pushed local waters through a tipping point of acidity beyond which shellfish cannot survive, according to Chris Harley, a marine ecologist at the University of B.C. Rising ocean acidity is a global phenomenon, made worse by higher natural acidity in local waters, Harley said.
Ive seen pH measured down to about 7.2, so this is very much within the realm of possibility, though unfortunate and extreme, he said. We are in a hot spot in the Pacific Northwest. The lower the pH, the higher the acidity. Local waters are typically a much-less-acidic 8.2.
High acidity interferes with the ability of baby scallops to form a protective shell, forcing them to expend more energy and making them more vulnerable to predators and infection.
... In 2009 we started to notice significant problems in the hatchery and when we communicated with hatcheries in Washington, they were seeing the same thing, he said. Suddenly we were getting these low pH values. pH has been so stable that for a lot of years no one bothered to measure it, because it never changed. It was really startling.
Scallop operations big and small are reporting die-offs this year. Mysterious scallop die-offs have also been reported in China since 1996.
Oyster die-offs in Washington state and Oregon dating back a decade have also been linked by National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration researchers to acidification and rising carbon dioxide levels.
... Carbon dioxide concentrations that had been stable for as long as records were kept started to climb and, rather than correcting, they stayed high. By 2011, concentrations were verging on double the normal range, he said. <<
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But you know what --- naaah, let's just continue to pretend dumping an unnatural balance of CO2 into the biosphere has no consequences. Addressing a bad practice is just so hard, let's take the path of least resistance, have an ice-cold Koch and get on with business as usual.
(/sarc)
Whatever "science" is part of this OP is laughable.. The pH "hotspot" off the Pacific coast comes NOT from OAcidification -- which is basically a SURFACE phenom. But from deep welling of COLD waters that can hold MORE CO2 down below.
Furthermore the entire oyster issue was misrepresented and misreported in the media.
The ACTUAL story was greedy oyster farmers trying to produce spawn YEAR LONG for a NON-NATIVE species that was ALLOWED to be farmed because the bay waters were TOO COLD for it to procreate naturally. Thus it would never be a threat to NATIVE oysters or become an invasive species.
IN FACT, a couple years back --- NOAA attempted to kill these baby oysters with MASSIVE DOSES of CO2 and failed miserably.. There are several threads by me in enviro forum with titles like "NOAA fails to kill baby oysters"..
One of the interesting findings from the NOAA study was that the oyster spawn had a hard time time surviving in the relatively LOW CO2 concentrations associated with PRE-industrial times as they had trouble when NOAA frantically turned up the spicket to CO2 levels representing many times the current levels.
LOTS OF PRESS when the problem "MIGHT BE" global warming -- virtually NO press after more science was done.. Same deal with the Scallops.. Might be"s make the headlines, but no one follows up on the findings.
And this shit about DOUBLING acidity ??? It's scientifically disingenuous. pH is measured on a log scale. So the Warmer Prophets often say that when the oceans went from 8.2 to 8.1 (still basic and NOT acidic) that the acidity of the oceans had increased by 33% !!!!
But on a log scale, pure glacial fresh water melt is 7.0 and is something like 1200% more acidic than ocean water. Best suit up in the foul weather gear to follow these stories kiddies...