If you think YOURE having a bad day…….

[ThisIsMe]

….at least you don’t have a face full of shit…..

This poor creature got it up the nose, in the eyes, in the mouth…..

 

[Muhammed]

….at least you don’t have a face full of shit…..

This poor creature got it up the nose, in the eyes, in the mouth…..

He deserved it. FAFO cat.

 

[hjmick]

 

[toobfreak]

He deserved it. FAFO cat.

If I were DHS, I'd look into getting some weaponized Hippo crap to spray on ICE attacks instead of whatever lammo stuff they were using.

 

[toobfreak]

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Pretty funny whoever built that elevator port hadn't the sense to install a safety kill switch to prevent it from going up with another car still parked on top of it.

 

[Muhammed]

Pretty funny whoever built that elevator port hadn't the sense to install a safety kill switch to prevent it from going up with another car still parked on top of it.

And maybe it would have worked if the Jeep was on the bottom. The car roof might have been low enough.

 

[Muhammed]

….at least you don’t have a face full of shit…..

This poor creature got it up the nose, in the eyes, in the mouth…..

Great blow! by the look on his face, that was really good shit, shanizzle.

 

[fncceo]

at least you don’t have a face full of shit

Don’t assume.

 

[toobfreak]

Great blow! by the look on his face, that was really good shit, shanizzle.

The unanswered question is whether this is something hippos can do as a normal defense mechanism or whether this was just a lucky accident as he ran away that saved the hippo's life?

Apparently they do this all the time.

Why Do Hippos Spray Poop? The Science Behind the Behavior

Uncover the surprising science behind an animal’s unique territorial behavior and its essential ecological impact.

biologyinsights.com

Hippos Will Aggressively Spray Poop at The Mere Sound of a Stranger's Wheeze Honk

The hippopotamus is a surprisingly mysterious beast.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[Muhammed]

The unanswered question is whether this is something hippos can do as a normal defense mechanism or whether this was just a lucky accident as he ran away that saved the hippo's life?

Apparently they do this all the time.

Why Do Hippos Spray Poop? The Science Behind the Behavior

Uncover the surprising science behind an animal’s unique territorial behavior and its essential ecological impact.

biologyinsights.com

Hippos Will Aggressively Spray Poop at The Mere Sound of a Stranger's Wheeze Honk

The hippopotamus is a surprisingly mysterious beast.

www.sciencealert.com

I know. I used to date a girl who worked at the zoo. She didn't get a direct hit like that. She got splashed. The Hippos shit at the walls of their cells with full force and it would splatter everywhere.

 

[westwall]

….at least you don’t have a face full of shit…..

This poor creature got it up the nose, in the eyes, in the mouth…..

AI generated.