ice cold

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I spent a few hours defrosting the fridge last night...

or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

 

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I installed a strobe light my bedroom last week. Not it will look like my wife is moving !

 

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A blonde I knew in college said the every time she had sex, it was like the Olympic finals in the 100 yards dash. "Over in 9.2 seconds? " , I asked her
She said, "no... 8 black guys and a gun"