I Was Abducted By An Alien

[Coyote]

Did you meet the Brain Bug?

Nope.
I was in a semi-comatose state, probably in order to survive the speeds involved in worm-hole travel and the ensuing syringe extraction from my hip, even tho' I felt some pain when the needle was inserted, as it was a horse sized needle. Sorta like being on liquid valium at the dentist.
As far as I know, my brain was left intact.
Thank God!

Sorry. I've got some bad news for ya...........

Found it!

 

[Ringel05]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

Ferengi?

 

[Ringel05]

Nope.
I was in a semi-comatose state, probably in order to survive the speeds involved in worm-hole travel and the ensuing syringe extraction from my hip, even tho' I felt some pain when the needle was inserted, as it was a horse sized needle. Sorta like being on liquid valium at the dentist.
As far as I know, my brain was left intact.
Thank God!

Sorry. I've got some bad news for ya...........

Found it!

I love that old picture, working with Dr Frankenstein was pure joy. He wasn't very good at charades though.

 

[April]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

Ferengi?

No, not by the Ferengi...they looked a bit like Manbearpig.

 

[Ringel05]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

Ferengi?

No, not by the Ferengi...they looked a bit like Manbearpig.

Ewoks with the mange?

 

[April]

Ferengi?

No, not by the Ferengi...they looked a bit like Manbearpig.

Ewoks with the mange?

Yeah...and they kept screaming something about global warming.

 

[Pop23]

Did you meet the Brain Bug?

Nope.
I was in a semi-comatose state, probably in order to survive the speeds involved in worm-hole travel and the ensuing syringe extraction from my hip, even tho' I felt some pain when the needle was inserted, as it was a horse sized needle. Sorta like being on liquid valium at the dentist.
As far as I know, my brain was left intact.
Thank God!

Does that mean my in-laws are aliens, cause that's the state I'm in everytime they spend a weekend?

 

[Pop23]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

By aliens that looked like Al Gore...

Well that is the rumor.

 

[April]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

By aliens that looked like Al Gore...

Well that is the rumor.

As a matter of global security...

 

[B. Kidd]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

By aliens that looked like Al Gore...

Well that is the rumor.

Well, if you think she talks sh*t; then for sure, it was Al Gore.

 

[Pop23]

Here's my Alian obduction story

It started really nice. Beautiful music, children spreading flowers

I seemed to be in the presence of many of my close friends and family....

It ended by me saying.......

I DO

Someone tell me it was just a nightmare!!!

And the probing, all the probing......

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Somebody help me!!!!

 

[HUGGY]

Maybe you were just date raped at a gay bar! Ever think of that? Them ruffies are wicked aphrodisiacs!

Maybe you shouldn't have slipped him that ruffie and had your way with him, Huggy. just sayin....

I have no desire to have any "way" with any dude.

 

[laughinReaper]

I've had one.

A large pink fuzzy saucer pulled up to my bedroom window blasting Lil Wayne,the vibration broke my window. A bright light probed my room then I was transported to a mist filled room. A tall lanky alien with tentacles on his head came forward ran his hands down my arms and legs as if looking for something and then made me sit on a soft giant jelly bean and breathe into a tube. They made me drink a strong tasting amber substance that made me dizzy and I fainted. when I came too I was back in my room and the tall lanky alien with tentacles on his head handed me a dried pod of some plant life no doubt native to his planet, made a hand gesture and left in his large pink fuzzy saucer.

 

[Gracie]

You guys crack me up.

 

[boedicca]

I was abducted...and impregnated, at least three times.
My kids still don't believe me.

Ferengi?

No, not by the Ferengi...they looked a bit like Manbearpig.

I hear they boink like Wild Sex Poodles!

 

[April]

Ferengi?

No, not by the Ferengi...they looked a bit like Manbearpig.

I hear they boink like Wild Sex Poodles!

 

[Pop23]

No, not by the Ferengi...they looked a bit like Manbearpig.

I hear they boink like Wild Sex Poodles!

I'm planing on being abducted tonight. Will give more details tomorrow.

Oh the horror, oh the horror.

More wine honey?

 

[April]

I'm planing on being abducted tonight. Will give more details tomorrow.

Oh the horror, oh the horror.

More wine honey?

So? How did it go? Were you probed unrelentingly? Are you pregnant?

 

[Pop23]

I'm planing on being abducted tonight. Will give more details tomorrow.

Oh the horror, oh the horror.

More wine honey?

So? How did it go? Were you probed unrelentingly? Are you pregnant?

Still going on, will fill you in when this ends....

Hey, at least they brought beer!!!!!

 

[boedicca]

I'm planing on being abducted tonight. Will give more details tomorrow.

Oh the horror, oh the horror.

More wine honey?

So? How did it go? Were you probed unrelentingly? Are you pregnant?

Still going on, will fill you in when this ends....

Hey, at least they brought beer!!!!!

No dinner first? What's that about?