I thought when u catch a UBER the purpose of the ride is to...

[fbj]

Philly is the 4th best city in US ******

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

 

[Marion Morrison]

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

How 'bout them Dolphins or 49ers?

 

[fbj]

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

How 'bout them Dolphins or 49ers?

Dolphins?

 

[Marion Morrison]

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

How 'bout them Dolphins or 49ers?

Dolphins?

Maybe not the Dolphins. Patriots and Giants, better?

 

[Pogo]

And #1 in attitude.

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

Where is it right now chump?

You left out three more btw, including the only team to ever trounce Vince Lombardi.

I can dig your wish for "Bye". It's the only week the Girls don't lose a game.

 

[Marion Morrison]

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

Where is it right now chump?

I can dig your wish for "Bye". It's the only week the Girls don't lose a game.

How 'bout them cheerleaders, though?

 

[Pogo]

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

Where is it right now chump?

I can dig your wish for "Bye". It's the only week the Girls don't lose a game.

How 'bout them cheerleaders, though?

I feel for 'em.

 

[fbj]

And #1 in Entertainment

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

Where is it right now chump?

I can dig your wish for "Bye". It's the only week the Girls don't lose a game.

Eagles only won because Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees was not in the NFC championship

 

[Pogo]

And #1 in ----

---- say it ----


FOOTBALL.

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

Where is it right now chump?

I can dig your wish for "Bye". It's the only week the Girls don't lose a game.

Eagles only won because Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees was not in the NFC championship

Riiiiight, they only had to get past Brady. Easy meat. Not only whupped his ass but only needed their second-string QB.

 

[Marion Morrison]

And you are #1 in massaging men dicks

Member that Iggles game that was in progress and you were on this board while it was live promising to jump off the Tacony Palmyra if the Cowgirls lost?

And we were following the game, and sure enough the Iggles kicked Dullass ass?

Member that?

You need a ride to the bridge or what? I know the way. Although I'd suggest the Ben Franklin as it has a way better light show. And it's higher.

How'd the Cowgirls do in the Sooper Bowl? Oh wait --- they didn't go.

Did they.

Cowboys........5 rings

Eagles..............1 ring


BYE

Where is it right now chump?

I can dig your wish for "Bye". It's the only week the Girls don't lose a game.

How 'bout them cheerleaders, though?

I feel for 'em.

With the grabby hands? Me too.
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