So my son, a high school sophomore, is sitting in class and the teacher leaves the room for some reason.
The kids start goofing off and my son and his best friend start aiming their fingers at each other and going bang-bang. They play a lot of PUBG. They're kids. This is what kids do.
Some other fucking candyass motherfucking pussy soap bubble of a punk in the class tells the teacher when she comes back that my son was pretending to shoot a gun at HER (the teacher). The teacher wasn't even in the room!
My son is taken to security and interrogated, and several "witnesses" are interrogated.
The assistant principal calls my wife (because the bitch is terrified of me) and tells my wife my son is suspended, and he cannot return until he sees a fucking shrink.
I shit you not.
This insanity is right out of Kafka.
If there is anyone on Trump's staff, or Rush Limbaugh's show, or Fox News reading this, please PM me. I would like to make these fucking retards into a national embarrassment.
Thank you.
Don't get yourself so upset about this.
On a rainy day in 1975 I was smoking a cigarette under an overhang within inches of my High School's designated smoking area. The principal came by, called me into his office and asked me my name. I made up a name. He then told me I was suspended. I ignored him and went back to class.
In about 2 weeks I was called down to his office and my parents were called in. He insisted that I go to a shrink because I had lied so well. (Did he think I was supposed to twitch?).
Anyway, I met with the shrink who seemed agree that standing under the overhang when it was raining was a good idea, and that my making up a name was no big deal. I don't think he liked the principal either.
Anyway, I didn't get suspended...but the principal sure had it in for me after that. I graduated and left that worm of a principal behind - a small man with a small amount of authority.
In the case of your son, he should meet with the shrink and tell him the whole truth - that he was playing a game with his friend...not making any malicious gesture towards the teacher. I'm sure that the shrink will conclude that it is nothing to worry about.
The teacher over-reacted. Nowadays, given the number of school shootings teachers have a right to be paranoid and to try to identify any potentially threatening behavior. Perhaps if you son had explained that he was playing a game with a friend - not making any malicious gestures towards anyone - that the teacher wouldn't have done anything.
It's the student that falsely described your son's actions that should be sent to the shrink!