I have a cricket in my garage who has a death wish.

[The Original Tree]

Love this Thread!!!!

I know the feeling. Damn things will get in your garage and non stop chirping.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The hell with crickets the damn Cicadas are freaking everywhere this year.
Caught my new pups eating em four times so far. God knows how many they actually ate.

They're all to be heard here. They get going. I can actually hear them right now.

Yeah...they're raising a ruckus here as well.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I think he made his way into the furnace room in the basement. Ffs I'll never get him now.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

 

[blastoff]

Dip him in chocolate if you ever get him. Yummy!

 

[Weatherman2020]

Dip him in chocolate if you ever get him. Yummy!

They eat them like we eat potato chips in Southeast Asia.

 

[Pogo]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Why do you want to kill shit? Probably better put to your psychiatrist.

Crickets are our friends. They serve as burglar alarms (they'll stop chirping when they hear a noise). They also tell you the temperature*. You have a free burglar alarm/thermometer and all you can think about is "must... kill....". C'mon man.

I get crickets all the time. When I lived in New Orleans I didn't get crickets; I got cockaroaches. Huge flying ones ("palmetto bugs"). When I find a cricket in the house my mission is to gently pick it up and escort it outside, where he can have lots of sex. Hell, I'd rather have crickets.


* count number of chirps in 14 seconds, add 40 = current temp in Fahrenheit.
Temp in Centigrade = chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, add 4.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Why do you want to kill shit? Probably better put to your psychiatrist.

Crickets are our friends. They serve as burglar alarms (they'll stop chirping when they hear a noise). They also tell you the temperature*. You have a free burglar alarm/thermometer and all you can think about is "must... kill....". C'mon man.

I get crickets all the time. When I lived in New Orleans I didn't get crickets; I got cockaroaches. Huge flying ones ("palmetto bugs"). When I find a cricket in the house my mission is to gently pick it up and escort it outside, where he can have lots of sex.


* count number of chirps in 14 seconds, add 40 = current temp in Fahrenheit.
Temp in Centigrade = chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, add 4.

Meh...I have a burglar alarm and a thermometer. Kill the annoying bastards.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I think he made his way into the furnace room in the basement. Ffs I'll never get him now.

Time for chem warfare. But dont worry,if Barry draws a line in the sand he'll be kind enough to draw you another.

 

[WillMunny]

On quiet late nights (I'm a human owl) I've always thought the sound of crickets was kind of hypnotic. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

 

[Pogo]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Why do you want to kill shit? Probably better put to your psychiatrist.

Crickets are our friends. They serve as burglar alarms (they'll stop chirping when they hear a noise). They also tell you the temperature*. You have a free burglar alarm/thermometer and all you can think about is "must... kill....". C'mon man.

I get crickets all the time. When I lived in New Orleans I didn't get crickets; I got cockaroaches. Huge flying ones ("palmetto bugs"). When I find a cricket in the house my mission is to gently pick it up and escort it outside, where he can have lots of sex.


* count number of chirps in 14 seconds, add 40 = current temp in Fahrenheit.
Temp in Centigrade = chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, add 4.

Meh...I have a burglar alarm and a thermometer. Kill the annoying bastards.

Culture of Death speaks. That's what I noted at the beginning here.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Why do you want to kill shit? Probably better put to your psychiatrist.

Crickets are our friends. They serve as burglar alarms (they'll stop chirping when they hear a noise). They also tell you the temperature*. You have a free burglar alarm/thermometer and all you can think about is "must... kill....". C'mon man.

I get crickets all the time. When I lived in New Orleans I didn't get crickets; I got cockaroaches. Huge flying ones ("palmetto bugs"). When I find a cricket in the house my mission is to gently pick it up and escort it outside, where he can have lots of sex.


* count number of chirps in 14 seconds, add 40 = current temp in Fahrenheit.
Temp in Centigrade = chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, add 4.

Meh...I have a burglar alarm and a thermometer. Kill the annoying bastards.

Culture of Death speaks. That's what I noted at the beginning here.

Dont you have an anti abortion rally to attend?

 

[evenflow1969]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Give up! You will never find that fucker! It is a losing fight, one I have lost before! Avoid the pain and just let him leave on his own.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Give up! You will never find that fucker! It is a losing fight, one I have lost before! Avoid the pain and just let him leave on his own.

He started having a house party this weekend.