I got pulled over by the cops today

[Quasar44]

Apparently I had a dead tail light and I was swerving


I was then pulled out of car at gunpoint and had 3 heavy officers both kneel on me and choke me unconscious .
Also I was shot twice in the leg
Cops don’t F around !!
BLM ain’t lying





Ok
I simply had both hands on the steering wheel and was super polite and nice . Zero attitude!!!
I just had a warning !! Cop must have thought I suffered enough in life

 

[Quasar44]

I just got out of ER and then had both tail lights replaced for $48

Who the hell can even check a rear tail light ?
I honestly thought they last as long as the car ??

 

[Quasar44]

Apparently I even F up dying and don’t die

 

[Yarddog]

I just got out of ER and then had both tail lights replaced for $48

Who the hell can even check a rear tail light ?
I honestly thought they last as long as the car ??

You check your tail lights every time you back up to the liquor store window.

 

[mudwhistle]

Apparently I had a dead tail light and I was swerving


I was then pulled out of car at gunpoint and had 3 heavy officers both kneel on me and choke me unconscious .
Also I was shot twice in the leg
Cops don’t F around !!
BLM ain’t lying





Ok
I simply had both hands on the steering wheel and was super polite and nice . Zero attitude!!!
I just had a warning !! Cop must have thought I suffered enough in life

Serve & Protect.

 

[fncceo]

Who the hell can even check a rear tail light

Most modern cars will give you an indication of burned out signal lights

 

[JGalt]

Apparently I had a dead tail light and I was swerving


I was then pulled out of car at gunpoint and had 3 heavy officers both kneel on me and choke me unconscious .
Also I was shot twice in the leg
Cops don’t F around !!
BLM ain’t lying





Ok
I simply had both hands on the steering wheel and was super polite and nice . Zero attitude!!!
I just had a warning !! Cop must have thought I suffered enough in life

You're doing it all wrong. The first thing you should do when pulled over, is get out of the car and piss on the officer's leg to establish dominance over him or her.

You'd be surprised how many times that has saved me from getting a ticket.

 

[fncceo]

You're doing it all wrong. The first thing you should do when pulled over, is get out of the car and piss on the officer's leg to establish dominance over him or her.

You'd be surprised how many times that has saved me from getting a ticket.

And THAT is why our pants are dark blue.

 

[JGalt]

Most modern cars will give you an indication of burned out signal lights

That isn't much help. The officers would probably rather have an indicator that tells what kind of burnout is sitting behind the wheel.

 

[fncceo]

That isn't much help. The officers would probably rather have an indicator that tells what kind of burnout is sitting behind the wheel.

Actually, that is remarkably easy to figure out the second they open their mouth.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Apparently I had a dead tail light and I was swerving


I was then pulled out of car at gunpoint and had 3 heavy officers both kneel on me and choke me unconscious .
Also I was shot twice in the leg
Cops don’t F around !!
BLM ain’t lying

Must’ve been my brother

 

[Quasar44]

That isn't much help. The officers would probably rather have an indicator that tells what kind of burnout is sitting behind the wheel.

How is it even possible to check a tail light ??
I tried just now
I cannot physically both have my foot on the break and sneak my head around to check the brakes .

I even tried to run after I remove foot on brake

 

[JGalt]

How is it even possible to check a tail light ??
I tried just now
I cannot physically both have my foot on the break and sneak my head around to check the brakes .

I even tried to run after I remove foot on brake

Back up to the garage or something and look for the reflection.

 

[mudwhistle]

How is it even possible to check a tail light ??
I tried just now
I cannot physically both have my foot on the break and sneak my head around to check the brakes .

I even tried to run after I remove foot on brake

Do it at night. You'll see your tail lights coming on in the mirror. I don't know how many times I did a light check in the motor pool in the Army.

 

[night_son]

Apparently I even F up dying and don’t die

Must mean you've attained apotheosis . . . roll with it.

 

[Quasar44]

Park with your taillights facing a wall. You should be able to tell. Or just get a friend to help.

I don’t have any friends



Even my own shadow ditched me decades ago

 

[JGalt]

I don’t have any friends

Friends are overrated. My wife has some but I don't. It's usually your friends who are stealing your shit or borrowing things.

 

[night_son]

I don’t have any friends



Even my own shadow ditched me decades ago

Friends are sticky and needy . . . worse so than wives. Get a dog instead, or maybe a mandrill like in that Clive Barker movie.

 

[Quasar44]

Friends are overrated. My wife has some but I don't. It's usually your friends who are stealing your shit or borrowing things.

Thx

If you ever see a wandering shadow with no human next to it then please tell him I ain’t so bad and to come to Phoenix
You got to really pay attention!!

 

[Quasar44]

He is about super night black and 6/1 and thin