Humor in differences

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Have fun

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[lg325]

Dear Mississippi Teacher:
Thank you for asking. It’s an “oldie,” but a “goldie.” Here it is:

Socialism:You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism:You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism:You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism:You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism:You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism:You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.