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lg325 Diamond Member Sep 13, 2020 10,057 8,988 2,138 Florida's Past Oct 2, 2021 #5 Dear Mississippi Teacher: Thank you for asking. It’s an “oldie,” but a “goldie.” Here it is: Socialism:You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism:You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk. Fascism:You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism:You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism:You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism:You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull. Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
Dear Mississippi Teacher: Thank you for asking. It’s an “oldie,” but a “goldie.” Here it is: Socialism:You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism:You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk. Fascism:You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism:You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism:You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism:You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull. Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.