How to Survive Thanksgiving at Your Liberal Relatives

[longknife]

How to Survive Thanksgiving at Your Liberal Relatives

As a public service to our readers, and as a gesture towards civility in our national discourse, we offer the following how-to-guide for surviving Thanksgiving dinner at the home of your triumphant liberal relatives:

Arrival. “Your home looks lovely. Almost like it’s worth what you paid for it. Obama didn’t help with that yet, did he? Oh, well, maybe next term. May I use your bathroom?”
In the unlikely event that your host’s home has appreciated in value, use this introduction instead: “Love what you’ve done with it. Better dump it before the new year, though, or you might face that new Obamacare tax.” (Wait until after dinner to make a lowball offer.)

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[Sherry]

There is only one liberal bitch in my family...the rest of us can razz each other about our politics with no hard feelings.

 

[Moonglow]

we don't discuss politics, sex or religion at thanksgiving.