How I can impress the young girls

[Mortimer]

As football team captain at their uni

 

[Mortimer]

 

[Mortimer]

stealin the young girls hearts just like jean and roy

 

[Hossfly]

Very simple, Mort. Just sit there licking your eyebrows. That'll impress them.

 

[Mortimer]

I used other pictures and now with the bandana i look either african american or latino... L.A. street work out....




free to use web images

 

[Muhammed]

I used other pictures and now with the bandana i look either african american or latino... L.A. street work out....




free to use web images

I'm telling you dude. You should come to America and do gangsta rap. MC Morty. You would make millions.

 

[Mortimer]

I'm telling you dude. You should come to America and do gangsta rap. MC Morty. You would make millions.

I look like Jay Z

 

[luiza]

There are obviously times in your life where you need considerable advice and help .
Too many and therefore too often it seems .

If you had posted in a self deprecating and almost surreal way , we could give you the attention you so desperately want .
And a bit of candour and laughter is usually fine
But this OP is pathetic .

 

[Muhammed]

There are obviously times in your life where you need considerable advice and help .
Too many and therefore too often it seems .

If you had posted in a self deprecating and almost surreal way , we could give you the attention you so desperately want .
And a bit of candour and laughter is usually fine
But this OP is pathetic .

He's from Serbia. Social norms are a bit different there.

 

[luiza]

He's from Serbia. Social norms are a bit different there.

Never realised that Norm was also a Serbian name .

Serbian or from Timbukto , our Mortician has the natural ability to make others laugh at him and not with him .Duffer .

 

[the watcher]

Mort, if you decide to be a cowboy, you know you are supposed to wear pants under those chaps, right?

 

[Votto]

Very simple, Mort. Just sit there licking your eyebrows. That'll impress them.

Don't do it Mort!

Trust me, you start down that road and word gets out, they will harass you till the day you die!

I speak from experience.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

This is getting a little too creepy.

 

[Muhammed]

Never realised that Norm was also a Serbian name .

Serbian or from Timbukto , our Mortician has the natural ability to make others laugh at him and not with him .Duffer .

You ever hear him rap?