JenyEliza
Princess of Rhetoric
What did you do to be in the doghouse?
Truth be told, I am in the doghouse at these very moment.
I forgot my wife's birthday.
I think it is a Freudian thing; I had a rough ride out of my mother's rollercoaster pussy.
I hate birthdays of all shapes and kinds. (Except my son's.)
Still, I have been in the doghouse so many times I can no longer be de-wormed.
Oh boy, Froggy. Can't help you there.
You *don't* forget the wife-unit's birthday. Ever.
You should know that already. You been married how long?
Flowers and candy only go so far...after a few forgotten birthdays, you gotta up the ante.
How many birthdays have you forgotten?
If it's more than 2 or 3, you're gonna have to go the jewelry route.
More than 5, it might take a new car or a holiday.
More than 10, a visit to the lawyer to discuss divorce.
Come on, man.....get with the program.
We are very disappointed in you.
Tall poppy, indeed.
You'll be lucky if she doesn't whack that poppy off at the base after what you've done.![]()
Hey Froggy.....you still alive? Still in the doghouse?
If not, how'd you fix things up with the wifey? A new car?
