HNY...it's Resolution Time!

[asaratis]

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Happy New Year to all!​

The only New Year's resolution I have ever followed through with was accomplished five years after I made it. I vowed that if I was ever in a store that had a rubber chicken for sale, I'd buy it.

This year, I hereby resolve:

If I'm ever in a store that has two rubber chickens for sale, I'm gonna buy both of them.

 

[Disir]

A rubber chicken? Really? Is there a story behind it?

Happy New Year!

 

[asaratis]

A rubber chicken? Really? Is there a story behind it?

Happy New Year!

No story in particular centered on a rubber chicken. I was at a NYE party and the discussion turned to the keeping of resolutions to be challenges in the coming year. My contention was that because most are not accomplished, a ridiculous one was just as valid as any other. A contest arose to conjure up ridiculous resolutions. I chose that one.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I hereby resolve that, in the case that I am caught dead in a store that sells rubber chickens, I will buy TWO of them and and name them Asaratis1 and Asaratis2.

I know, I know, not totally creative, but hey, it's New Years and I will be getting somewhat blasted soon!

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I used to have a rubber chicken. Used to take that damn chicken everywhere.

Before I went vegetarian, we fed it up good ...

Then we ate it.

What the hell.

He had a good life.

Now I kill and eat bananas.