Hillary Humor:What If She Books Red Rocks Amphitheater And No One Shows Up?

[Rexx Taylor]

Just imagine this, it's the late spring/early summer 2016. Cruz has already filled Red Rocks five times, packed to the rafters. Then Hillary already has it booked for one or two dates in the same period. It's the eve of the first rally, maybe five hundred to eight-hundred have already shown up and Hillary is to hit the stage in one hour. And let's say she has already been thru this embarrassing dilemma over the last six or so months where she is only filling less than half of an arena. . So who will be laughing then?

 

[blastoff]

Reinforce the stage supports for that fat old lying first enabler.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

well if there are at least 10,000 people who look and act like Richard Simmons, then she will fill the stadium. along with a few million bored crickets.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Reinforce the stage supports for that fat old lying first enabler.

i am worried for her fans, they will be too lazy to use the porto-potties, but hey, they can always pee right on the ground beneath them. im sure the roaches/snakes/scorpions wont mind.

 

[AceRothstein]

The number of people showing up to events in 2012 convinced all the right wingers here that Romeny won.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Then it might look like Romney's 2012 appearance at Ford stadium in Detroit:

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Well I hope her teleprompters don't crash to the floor or malfunction during her speeches.

 

[Katzndogz]

Not to worry. Hillary has hired first lady guru to reinvent her as a cookie baking grandma.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i hope a snake gets on the stage in the middle of her speech and crawls up her pants.

 

[aaronleland]

i hope a snake gets on the stage in the middle of her speech and crawls up her pants.

You're assuming there isn't already a snake in her pants.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i hope a snake gets on the stage in the middle of her speech and crawls up her pants.

You're assuming there isn't already a snake in her pants.

there has to be at least three gerbils and a one mouse in agony up there.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Bush, a former president who isn't even running would fill a stadium before Hillary Hard-drive ever could.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Reinforce the stage supports for that fat old lying first enabler.

But how will Hillary be able to hold back intense farts at her age and weight on that stage?

 

[Katzndogz]

She can't fill a college auditorium any more. But there's always busing in paid attendees.

 

[Stephanie]

That wouldn't ever happen, This board would clear out if they knew they could get a ride to see their NEW QUEEN they plan on voting. the old gray mare

 

[blastoff]

i hope a snake gets on the stage in the middle of her speech and crawls up her pants.

Oh, Slick Willie's gonna be there too? Bet it's been a while since he's slithered into that.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

i hope a snake gets on the stage in the middle of her speech and crawls up her pants.

A sophisticated robot snake able to deactivate the snuke in her snatch.

Oh my!

 

[whitehall]

Somebody must have told Hillary to act like a victim of bad press. It's a lie of course because the media treads very carefully around the Clintons and always has but stupid self deprecating "jokes" are all the poor woman has left.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i hope a snake gets on the stage in the middle of her speech and crawls up her pants.

who knows, maybe Godzilla will stop by and trip over Hillary.
A sophisticated robot snake able to deactivate the snuke in her snatch.

Oh my!

 

[boedicca]

Just imagine this, it's the late spring/early summer 2016. Cruz has already filled Red Rocks five times, packed to the rafters. Then Hillary already has it booked for one or two dates in the same period. It's the eve of the first rally, maybe five hundred to eight-hundred have already shown up and Hillary is to hit the stage in one hour. And let's say she has already been thru this embarrassing dilemma over the last six or so months where she is only filling less than half of an arena. . So who will be laughing then?

Scuze moi...but why do you think the Dems have been facilitating millions of illegal aliens entering the country?

I suspect quite a few busloads of them will be trucked around as extras for Hillary events.