Happy Kwanzaa!

[Captain Creeper]

You know, nothing says “come together and rejoice” like a holiday solely for black people created by a violent, black supremacist scumbag thug! So this year I thought I would give it a try! First, on Kwanzaa morning I am going to make a huge breakfast for my family consisting of malt liquor, Cheetos, and crack. Then, I am going to take my little boys on their first liquor store robbery! I cannot wait to savor the memories when I look back on them on the surveillance footage!

My uncle owes me some money he borrowed back in the summer, so we are going to his house to spread Kwanzaa cheer, and to beat the shit out of him, followed by ransacking his home. Finally, I am taking the entire family down to MLK Jr Blvd to light a candle for Saint Floyd, the patron saint of fentanyl.

So, from my family to yours, Happy MaFukin Kawanzaa, yo!

 

[MarathonMike]

It's interesting that out of Africa's 54 countries, only South Africa celebrates Kwanzaa.

 

[Zebra]

WHO celebrates Kwanzaa in the US?

 

[Zebra]

WHO celebrates Kwanzaa in the US?

WHO has ever celebrated it?

 

[GLASNOST]

It's interesting that out of Africa's 54 countries, only South Africa celebrates Kwanzaa.

And not one of them celebrates 4th. of July. It's American, not African. Does Israel celebrate St. Patrick's day? Does Poland celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

 

[Zebra]

And not one of them celebrates 4th. of July. It's American, not African. Does Israel celebrate St. Patrick's day? Does Poland celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

Many Germans celebrate st. Patrick.s Day