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Notorious Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was asked by American media about the unexpected death of Matt Perry.
"Matt who", asked Ismail. "Did we kidnap him? DId we rape him? Did we lop off his head and drag him through the streets?"
"No, no, no!", exclaimed the reporter, "He was not an elderly or woman or teenage girl or infant, he was the actor of Friends".
"Oh yea!", said Ismail, "I always loved watching episodes back in the day in between bombings in Tel Aviv. That brings back a lot of good memories. He was a pretty good actor for being an infidel".
"Do you have any media personality in Gaza that is comparable?" asked the reporter.
"There is this one guy, Mohammad Tliab, nephew of Rashida Tliab in your US Congress. The way he interrogates infidels and Jewish vermin before we have to kill them, it always brings a smile to my face."