Got My Obamacare Enrollment Package !!!!!

[Warrior102]

It contained:
• An aspirin and a band-aid.
• An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
• A 'Tax the Rich' banner
• An application for unemployment, food stamps and a free cellphone.
• A prayer rug
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
. A Democrat voter registration card.
Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish.

 

[deltex1]

Did you get the phone number to your death panel?

 

[tinydancer]

Too funny!

 

[HenryBHough]

Take comfort in the fact that fellow Americans will NOT sit on death panels to judge your illness.

The jobs are already outsourced to India.