GOP comes up with 10 new ways to cut spending in next budget deal

[Votto]

The Republican Congress has just announced some clever ways to reduce spending when they go to vote for the next budget.

1. Increase spending on everything, but just a teeny tiny bit less than Democrats wants to. Don't be draconian Republicans or we will all be dying in the streets!
2. Force all Congressmen over 90 years old to retire. Not having to fund their medical expenses and Hospice care should cut the deficit by half.
3. End all funding of foreign wars abroad...........................just kidding, that is really all they do all day. What, you want them all to be out a job?

4. Treat free taxpayer paid gender changing medical care and abortions at Planned Parenthood like they do lifesaving medical care that people often have to pay for themselves. Hell no, we are not going to pay for that either!

5. Limit Fauci and the National Institute of Health to only create 23 new viruses & variants annually.

6. Replace the Navy SEALs with social workers

7. Stop picking up the bar tab for Nancy Pelosi in Congressional chambers.

Yes, I stop at 7 and not 10, is there a problem? It's all a fantasy that will never come true anyway.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Left Wing economics is based on stealing.
Socialism is slavery.
If the government can just print as much money as they want, why do we pay taxes?

 

[candycorn]

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Its like a white million man march.

 

[Moonglow]

Remind me when a Republican has ever balanced the federal budget.

 

[yidnar]

Its like a white million man march.

you really dont like white men do you .

 

[Muhammed]

Remind me when a Republican has ever balanced the federal budget.

The Republican majority 106th congress balanced the budget.

 

[jackflash]

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The Republican Congress has just announced some clever ways to reduce spending when they go to vote for the next budget.

1. Increase spending on everything, but just a teeny tiny bit less than Democrats wants to. Don't be draconian Republicans or we will all be dying in the streets!
2. Force all Congressmen over 90 years old to retire. Not having to fund their medical expenses and Hospice care should cut the deficit by half.
3. End all funding of foreign wars abroad...........................just kidding, that is really all they do all day. What, you want them all to be out a job?

4. Treat free taxpayer paid gender changing medical care and abortions at Planned Parenthood like they do lifesaving medical care that people often have to pay for themselves. Hell no, we are not going to pay for that either!

5. Limit Fauci and the National Institute of Health to only create 23 new viruses & variants annually.

6. Replace the Navy SEALs with social workers

7. Stop picking up the bar tab for Nancy Pelosi in Congressional chambers.

Yes, I stop at 7 and not 10, is there a problem? It's all a fantasy that will never come true anyway.

Looks like they all just scored the big one due to insider trading.