Golf's Impossible Imperative

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Golf is one of the most frustrating sports to play, and the game is never mastered. Even "good" golfers have occasional strokes that are terrible for no particular reason. You don't see that on television, but for actual golfers it is a reality of the game.

And there is a very good reason for it. Striking the ball "properly" is impossible, as a practical matter.

Think about it. The ball is just sitting on the ground, not moving at all, as in other sports where you have to strike a ball. But in order to hit the ball perfectly, the face of the club, which is following a circular path, must strike the ball at the INSTANT when the tangent of that circular path is facing forward toward the target, AND at the instant when it is at ground level, having traveled from a spot above the golfer's head down to the ground (and beyond, for iron play) where the ball sits. So you are working with two different radii, one going around the golfer's body, and one from high to low (and back up again after the ball is struck). And I hesitate to mention it, but there is a THIRD radius that must be dealt with and that is the radius of the 90-degree wrist turn that is executed as the club rotates back to the top of the swing...and must be rotated in reverse to perfect alignment before striking the ball. It is this last rotation, when it's not done fully, that causes most golfers to slice the ball with their tee shots. They didn't bring the face back into alignment with their wrists before striking the ball.

If you start golfing shortly after you leave the womb and you have the benefit of competent instruction, then you can embed a "perfect swing" into your muscle memory, and you don't have to think about striking the ball ever again. You can limit yourself to "shaping" the perfectly struck ball according to the strategic needs of the particular shot. For those of us who tried to learn the game as adults, that level of unconscious skill never occurs. You will go to your grave THINKING ABOUT how you are going to hit the ball properly, which is an impossible thing.

YouTube is loaded with golf gurus who all have a magical formula for achieving this perfect ball-striking, time after time. They have different approaches to the same task, and obviously all of them have successes with individual golfers, for whom their particular approach "works." The reason why they need these magic formulas is because lacking that childhood learning experience it simply will not do to tell everyone to just swing like Tiger Woods (or one of the other professionals with a "perfect" swing). It cannot be done.

Most famous of the gurus - for those who follow it closely - is/was a Canadian fellow called, Moe Norman. Moe was a self-taught golfer - never had formal instruction - who devised his own method of hitting a golf ball that met the "two-tangents" problem head on, and in the process broke every rule of ball striking in the process. Those who have never seen him hit the ball develop a giant question mark over their heads the first time they see him in action...What The ever-loving Fuck is he doing? And yet he is still known, many years after his demise, as one of the best "ball strikers" in the history of the game. Looking closely at his swing, it is obvious that he has perfected the task of forcing the club face into perfect alignment with the target line, not just on a tangential basis, but for a foot or more in the heart of his swing. But his swing is incompatible with everything that golf pro's tell their students, so trying to emulate his swing is an act of blind faith.



His graceful but unorthodox swing address the three rotations fully and drives the club face through the ball in a perfect plane for an incredible arc of the swing.

But my point is this. Learning how to golf is nothing more (or less) than figuring out a way to get the club face pointed in the right direction at the split second when it strikes the ball. Which is not possible.
 
Not so drastically different - all the fundamentals


Head anchored - back swing on plane - hips/weight shift start down swing still on plane - down through the ball - ball first divot second

Swing club - not hitting ball - ball is in the way of the swing incidental contact
 
Golf may be fun to play and a challenge to master as you suggest. Boring as hell to watch thoguh.
 
Golf may be fun to play and a challenge to master as you suggest. Boring as hell to watch thoguh.
I used to think golf was boring to watch but in reality it has more action than football or baseball.

The way they broadcast it now, they are constantly shifting from one player to another. As soon as one golfer hits a drive, they are shifting to another guy lining up a putt.

In football, they run a five second play and you wait a minute for the next play.
 
I used to think golf was boring to watch but in reality it has more action than football or baseball.

The way they broadcast it now, they are constantly shifting from one player to another. As soon as one golfer hits a drive, they are shifting to another guy lining up a putt.

In football, they run a five second play and you wait a minute for the next play.
I get it, but if I want that kind of "action" I will just watch some high level chess.

I suppose it's a matter of experience. I played many sports and outside of volleyball when I was a kid in public school (or wrestling I suppose) they have all been fast paced sports. I always loved to run and the quick response and hand/eye coordination was more my type.
 
I used to think golf was boring to watch but in reality it has more action than football or baseball.

The way they broadcast it now, they are constantly shifting from one player to another. As soon as one golfer hits a drive, they are shifting to another guy lining up a putt.

In football, they run a five second play and you wait a minute for the next play.
Football has so many designed delays built into the game that your enjoyment will be abruptly stopped throughout the entire game, then they have the instant replay, which after all these years they still are not seeing what the rest of us at home are seeing, time outs, TV time outs, coaches challenges, end of each quarter/half time, it is nothing like Premier League football. 45 minutes, halftime, another 45 minutes, game over.
 
Golf is one of the most frustrating sports to play, and the game is never mastered. Even "good" golfers have occasional strokes that are terrible for no particular reason. You don't see that on television, but for actual golfers it is a reality of the game.

And there is a very good reason for it. Striking the ball "properly" is impossible, as a practical matter.

Think about it. The ball is just sitting on the ground, not moving at all, as in other sports where you have to strike a ball. But in order to hit the ball perfectly, the face of the club, which is following a circular path, must strike the ball at the INSTANT when the tangent of that circular path is facing forward toward the target, AND at the instant when it is at ground level, having traveled from a spot above the golfer's head down to the ground (and beyond, for iron play) where the ball sits. So you are working with two different radii, one going around the golfer's body, and one from high to low (and back up again after the ball is struck). And I hesitate to mention it, but there is a THIRD radius that must be dealt with and that is the radius of the 90-degree wrist turn that is executed as the club rotates back to the top of the swing...and must be rotated in reverse to perfect alignment before striking the ball. It is this last rotation, when it's not done fully, that causes most golfers to slice the ball with their tee shots. They didn't bring the face back into alignment with their wrists before striking the ball.

If you start golfing shortly after you leave the womb and you have the benefit of competent instruction, then you can embed a "perfect swing" into your muscle memory, and you don't have to think about striking the ball ever again. You can limit yourself to "shaping" the perfectly struck ball according to the strategic needs of the particular shot. For those of us who tried to learn the game as adults, that level of unconscious skill never occurs. You will go to your grave THINKING ABOUT how you are going to hit the ball properly, which is an impossible thing.

YouTube is loaded with golf gurus who all have a magical formula for achieving this perfect ball-striking, time after time. They have different approaches to the same task, and obviously all of them have successes with individual golfers, for whom their particular approach "works." The reason why they need these magic formulas is because lacking that childhood learning experience it simply will not do to tell everyone to just swing like Tiger Woods (or one of the other professionals with a "perfect" swing). It cannot be done.

Most famous of the gurus - for those who follow it closely - is/was a Canadian fellow called, Moe Norman. Moe was a self-taught golfer - never had formal instruction - who devised his own method of hitting a golf ball that met the "two-tangents" problem head on, and in the process broke every rule of ball striking in the process. Those who have never seen him hit the ball develop a giant question mark over their heads the first time they see him in action...What The ever-loving Fuck is he doing? And yet he is still known, many years after his demise, as one of the best "ball strikers" in the history of the game. Looking closely at his swing, it is obvious that he has perfected the task of forcing the club face into perfect alignment with the target line, not just on a tangential basis, but for a foot or more in the heart of his swing. But his swing is incompatible with everything that golf pro's tell their students, so trying to emulate his swing is an act of blind faith.



His graceful but unorthodox swing address the three rotations fully and drives the club face through the ball in a perfect plane for an incredible arc of the swing.

But my point is this. Learning how to golf is nothing more (or less) than figuring out a way to get the club face pointed in the right direction at the split second when it strikes the ball. Which is not possible.

I was self taught how to golf.
One time a golf instructor got a hold of me he had me pitching a ball onto the green and putting it within 2 feet (or less) of the hole every time from 30 feet away.

I love golf, but I've never been able to play it regularly. Mainly because I was always deployed or moving to another part of the world.
It's the same thing with Karate and Kung Fu. I'd just start getting ready to earn a higher belt, and I would have to change my duty station or deploy for several months.
 
I never watched much of the PGA until I started wagering on some of the Majors, now I will occasionally live bet some of the smaller tournaments, but I've got to watch the Thursday and Friday rounds before I will bet any tournament, and I don't bet until Saturday and Sunday.

By doing this I got hooked on the PGA and try and watch some of most tournaments, not usually betting, just watching. What these guys can do is amazing. They have their moments, I just watched Pavon at the RBC Heritage on a par 3 put a shot into the bleachers, he was cool to walk up into the bleachers and sign a few autographs before taking a drop.
 
Not so drastically different - all the fundamentals


Head anchored - back swing on plane - hips/weight shift start down swing still on plane - down through the ball - ball first divot second

Swing club - not hitting ball - ball is in the way of the swing incidental contact
True, but describing a good golf swing and consistently executing a good golf swing are entirely different things. Especially in high pressure golf, not just wailing away on a driving range.
 
True, but describing a good golf swing and consistently executing a good golf swing are entirely different things. Especially in high pressure golf, not just wailing away on a driving range.
Indeed !

I believe there are certain immutable components that can be reached through all manner of swings and physiotypes.

Most people hit or hit at the ball - rather than swing the club. The free swing - the surprise feeling and elation when you tag it.

For me best felt with a well hit 3 wood off the deck.
 
Indeed !

I believe there are certain immutable components that can be reached through all manner of swings and physiotypes.

Most people hit or hit at the ball - rather than swing the club. The free swing - the surprise feeling and elation when you tag it.

For me best felt with a well hit 3 wood off the deck.
I studied Bobby Jones golf swing and marveled at how effortlessly he struck the ball with such precision. I focus on keeping my hands relaxed all the way through contact. And yes I've always hit my 3 wood and 7 wood the best out of all the clubs.
 
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