Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz

[guno]

Glenn Beck was on the road today and unable to host his radio program, but he did find time to call in and offer his theory about why God allowed Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia to die so close to the next presidential election.

After Beck's co-host Pat Gray wondered why God simply didn't allow Scalia to live until after the election, Beck called in to assert that God had allowed Scalia to die at this time in an effort to wake up America up to the fact that his nation is on the verge of totally losing its liberty unless it elects Ted Cruz as president.

Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz

Was beck referring to his magical underwear god from kolob or the plain man god hanging on two sticks?
Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

 

[nat4900]

Glenn Beck was on the road today and unable to host his radio program, but he did find time to call ieve thin and offer his theory about why God allowed Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia to die so close to the next presidential election.

If God was a crazed, idiotic, publicity-seeking moron, THEN I could believe that HE and Beck conversed daily about what to spew to imbeciles.

 

[Stephanie]

Can you losers let the guy be buried at least before you dance all over his grave?

 

[bodecea]

Glenn Beck was on the road today and unable to host his radio program, but he did find time to call in and offer his theory about why God allowed Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia to die so close to the next presidential election.

After Beck's co-host Pat Gray wondered why God simply didn't allow Scalia to live until after the election, Beck called in to assert that God had allowed Scalia to die at this time in an effort to wake up America up to the fact that his nation is on the verge of totally losing its liberty unless it elects Ted Cruz as president.

Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz

Was beck referring to his magical underwear god from kolob or the plain man god hanging on two sticks?
Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

God was too busy helping certain sports teams win certain games.

 

[bodecea]

Can you losers let the guy be buried at least before you dance all over his grave?

Yeah...were IS he being buried? Inquiring minds want to know.

BTW...don't forget March 5th, Staphanie. Don't let THIS American Spring come and go without your participation.

 

[turzovka]

Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

Guno, it is no arduous task to find bizarre persons allegedly representing any ideology under the sun. Example would be the Westboro baptists parading as christians.

But the truth be told, no one strikes me more as a laughing stock than your president as looked upon by many journalists and political leaders in Europe and Russia and beyond. They know a phony when it is that obvious.

And as far as locals go, I would put you near the top of the list as the laughing stock on USMB. My opinion.

 

[ZackB]

Come on, fellow Republicans. It is time we huddle up here.

We do not need these crazy theories being spouted off left and right by the evangelicals in our party. The Dem front runner is barking like a dog, for fuck's sake. Her opponent is a crazed socialist with liver spots the size of hamburgers. We pretty much got this thing in the bag. We just need to keep our heads down and run out the clock without fumbling. We are like 2 first downs away from being about to do this.

Now, at this point in the game we do not need any unforced errors. We do not need any fuck ups. You evangelicals, I am mainly talking to you here. If you want to portray your Christian "God" as some kind of American political operative, cold blooded murderer, or crusading super hero, or if you wNt to assert that Obama is literally the anti-Christ, then do it in private. This kind of silly shit makes the rest of us look bad. Evangelicals are the red headed, retarded step-children of the Republican Party. You are fun to fuck with, but you need to sit down and shut the fuck up when grown folks are talking.

Oh, and Ted, I have got my eyes on YOU, pal. You have earned my support, but you are on thin ice, son. Once you start talking about "God" as something more than a fictional character - when YOU know damn well he is not; you do not even believe that! - you get VERY CREEPY sounding. This is one of those fuck ups I am talking about that may very well result in a turnover. I like you, Teddy, I really do. But you can be soft with these pricks.

Alright, team. I know there is a lot of time left but we got this in the bag so long as we do not do something stupid. This means that you stupid people (evangelicals) need to either keep your stupid fucking mouths shut, or hit the fucking showers.

Now break and let's win one for the Gipper!

 

[guno]

Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

Guno, it is no arduous task to find bizarre persons allegedly representing any ideology under the sun. Example would be the Westboro baptists parading as christians.

But the truth be told, no one strikes me more as a laughing stock than your president as looked upon by many journalists and political leaders in Europe and Russia and beyond. They know a phony when it is that obvious.

And as far as locals go, I would put you near the top of the list as the laughing stock on USMB. My opinion.

But the truth be told, no one strikes me more as a laughing stock than your president

such butt hurt that your better was elected and re elected, beck reflects you clowns

 

[jon_berzerk]

Glenn Beck was on the road today and unable to host his radio program, but he did find time to call in and offer his theory about why God allowed Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia to die so close to the next presidential election.

After Beck's co-host Pat Gray wondered why God simply didn't allow Scalia to live until after the election, Beck called in to assert that God had allowed Scalia to die at this time in an effort to wake up America up to the fact that his nation is on the verge of totally losing its liberty unless it elects Ted Cruz as president.

Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz

Was beck referring to his magical underwear god from kolob or the plain man god hanging on two sticks?
Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

glen beck another raging moonbat

 

[guno]

Come on, fellow Republicans. It is time we huddle up here.

We do not need these crazy theories being spouted off left and right by the evangelicals in our party. The Dem front runner is barking like a dog, for fuck's sake. Her opponent is a crazed socialist with liver spots the size of hamburgers. We pretty much got this thing in the bag. We just need to keep our heads down and run out the clock without fumbling. We are like 2 first downs away from being about to do this.

Now, at this point in the game we do not need any unforced errors. We do not need any fuck ups. You evangelicals, I am mainly talking to you here. If you want to portray your Christian "God" as some kind of American political operative, cold blooded murderer, or crusading super hero, or if you wNt to assert that Obama is literally the anti-Christ, then do it in private. This kind of silly shit makes the rest of us look bad. Evangelicals are the red headed, retarded step-children of the Republican Party. You are fun to fuck with, but you need to sit down and shut the fuck up when grown folks are talking.

Oh, and Ted, I have got my eyes on YOU, pal. You have earned my support, but you are on thin ice, son. Once you start talking about "God" as something more than a fictional character - when YOU know damn well he is not; you do not even believe that! - you get VERY CREEPY sounding. This is one of those fuck ups I am talking about that may very well result in a turnover. I like you, Teddy, I really do. But you can be soft with these pricks.

Alright, team. I know there is a lot of time left but we got this in the bag so long as we do not do something stupid. This means that you stupid people (evangelicals) need to either keep your stupid fucking mouths shut, or hit the fucking showers.

Now break and let's win one for the Gipper!

Evangelicals are the red headed, retarded step-children of the Republican Party. You are fun to fuck with, but you need to sit down and shut the fuck up when grown folks are talking.

 

[guno]

Heidi Cruz: Ted Running To 'Show This Country The Face Of The God That We Serve'

Cruz’s father Rafael made a similar statement last month when he said that Ted, whom he has implied was chosen by God for the White House, was running for president to “share the love of Jesus Christ” with “every person in America.”



Heidi Cruz: Ted Running To 'Show This Country The Face Of The God That We Serve'

This is what the republican party has become

William F Buckley is rolling in his grave to see conservatism high jacked like this

 

[turzovka]

Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

Guno, it is no arduous task to find bizarre persons allegedly representing any ideology under the sun. Example would be the Westboro baptists parading as christians.

But the truth be told, no one strikes me more as a laughing stock than your president as looked upon by many journalists and political leaders in Europe and Russia and beyond. They know a phony when it is that obvious.

And as far as locals go, I would put you near the top of the list as the laughing stock on USMB. My opinion.

But the truth be told, no one strikes me more as a laughing stock than your president

such butt hurt that your better was elected and re elected, beck reflects you clowns

My ideas and priorities in life do not reflect at all what you think they are.

If your guy gets elected and that makes you fulfilled in life, then I am happy for you.

But in the greater scheme of things, I remain very sad for you.

 

[MisterBeale]

Glenn Beck was on the road today and unable to host his radio program, but he did find time to call in and offer his theory about why God allowed Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia to die so close to the next presidential election.

After Beck's co-host Pat Gray wondered why God simply didn't allow Scalia to live until after the election, Beck called in to assert that God had allowed Scalia to die at this time in an effort to wake up America up to the fact that his nation is on the verge of totally losing its liberty unless it elects Ted Cruz as president.

Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz

Was beck referring to his magical underwear god from kolob or the plain man god hanging on two sticks?
Any wonder why the republicans are the laughing stock of the world

I find it illuminating that you, Guno, are a Glen Beck fan.

 

[nat4900]

Can you losers let the guy be buried at least before you dance all over his grave?

Exactly which side of the aisle is "using" Scalia's corpse as a political tool? This thread's objective was to inform how YOUR ilk (crazed Beck) mentions Scalia as a pawn of evangelicals.

 

[ogibillm]

Can you losers let the guy be buried at least before you dance all over his grave?

can you losers let the guy be dead and buried before you assign his death to diving providence supporting your candidate?

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Beck has officially lost his mind