Girls do you want take a ride with the Big Mort?

[Mortimer]

 

[fncceo]

Big Mort is bigger across than he is tall.

 

[Anomalism]

No.

No women are attracted to you. It would take an extremely, extremely desperate woman to have sex with you. You have to create value if you want to attract women. There is literally nothing appealing or valuable about you.

You're creepy as fuck.

You're fat as fuck.

You're broke as fuck.

You have nothing that women want.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Seriously?
Dude you're a fucken retard!!

 

[Mortimer]

No.

No women are attracted to you. It would take an extremely, extremely desperate woman to have sex with you. You have to create value if you want to attract women. There is literally nothing appealing or valuable about you.

You're creepy as fuck.

You're fat as fuck.

You're broke as fuck.

You have nothing that women want.

If you say this, you discourage potential female requests.... You should portray me in a good light if you want to be a correct wingman

 

[Confederate Soldier]

If you say this, you discourage potential female requests.... You should portray me in a good light if you want to be a correct wingman

This is what would happen if you were a wingman.

 

[fncceo]

You should portray me in a good light if you want to be a correct wingman

You need to pick the right wing man ...

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Get it Mortimer!

 

[Quasar44]

Seriously?
Dude you're a fucken retard!!

I am the most whiny poster but mort is the most creepy