Gilligans Island -- I have questions!!

[braalian]

Only on USMB does a thread about Gillian’s Island devolve into a completely unrelated political thread

 

[TheInfiniteSadness]

You mean you didn't take serious the Howes bringing a suitcase full of prescriptions and millions of dollars, the professor bringing a library of science books, or a Hollywood actress bringing 450 changes of evening gowns all for a three hour tour?

No I didn't notice. I was too busy admiring Ginger and Mary Ann's excellent posture.

 

[22lcidw]

Ginger loses every time not only because she was always covered head to toe in an ankle-length gown, but because she was vain and selfish. Mary Ann was the girl next door: sweet, giving and unassuming.

Ginger would bankrupt you. And e a true representative of many American women today.

 

[Papageorgio]

Elon got a little too cocky. He forgot most of his customers at Tesler are liberals who believe in climate change.

Are car insurance companies covering vandalism?

Who besides President Howell the 3rd has purchased a Tesler in the last month?

Professor nor Howell go them off the island, so without a third party, we will stay stuck on the island, lay off the bong.

 

[sealybobo]

Professor nor Howell go them off the island, so without a third party, we will stay stuck on the island, lay off the bong.

Elon is the Billionaire Scientist. He would actually get us off the island. And if not, he would figure out a way to get Ginger, Maryanne and Lovey pregnant without fucking any of them. Perhaps he fucks a coconut the pours the milk in them.

Elon Musk has 14 children, with some conceived via IVF and others via surrogacy

Makes Elon a 53 year old virgin.

 

[Papageorgio]

Elon is the Billionaire Scientist. He would actually get us off the island. And if not, he would figure out a way to get Ginger, Maryanne and Lovey pregnant without fucking any of them. Perhaps he fucks a coconut the pours the milk in them.

Elon Musk has 14 children, with some conceived via IVF and others via surrogacy

Makes Elon a 53 year old virgin.

And it has nothing to do with anything. I think the third party analogy fits better than yours.