Get rid of yellow teeth forever!!!

[PixieStix]

“I was always embarrassed about my teeth because they were never as bright and beautiful as I would've liked them to be. But I stumbled upon a secret that turned my dreadful teeth into something I was able to not ever worry about again! Within a few days I noticed a major transformation in the way my teeth looked, and my friends, family and strangers took notice too!”

Would you like to know how I stumbled upon this fabulous secret of combining two different products, in my bathroom and kitchen? That made my teeth go from this

To This:?

In just minutes, you too can be rid of those unsightly yellow teeth forever, no more toothpaste to buy, no more dentist bills! Just think you will save thousands of dollars just by using my 2 step process.

Step one brush all the enamel off with this proven abrasive cleanser


http://www.drillspot.com/pimages/1549/154957_300.jpg

Step 2

Finish off the teeth with

http://www.healthinajiffy.co.uk/images/acetone.jpg

Results may vary some may experience the sensation of a nuclear bomb on tongue, do not swallow, if accidently ingested, consult a physician and tell him or her....goodbye

 

[PixieStix]

This is what my teeth was before the yellow

 

[PixieStix]

Darn, moving this to the humor section takes away the shock value therfore the laughter

C'est la vie

 

[Epsilon Delta]

Oh my god. That's horrifying! I was genuinely thinking you were gonna say something useful.

Props, though, you certainly got me. (I go for "New Posts", never really look at the sections they're in.)

 

[PixieStix]