Really? Her uterus doesn't --
Require a background check
Or a license to carry
Isn’t banned in federal buildings
Not banned in schools
No such thing as a uterus free zone exists on state levels
She doesn't have to tell the cop who pulled her over she has a uterus
If she's in the military, she doesn't have to store her uterus at the armory
She doesn't have to give her sheriff her fingerprints to carry her uterus
A uterus doesn't need to be serialized, nor does it need the manufacturer, city and state engraved on it. Uteri also don't have length requirements or caliber requirements that could potentially make the owner a felon by simply possessing them. Uteri in CA, NY, NJ, MD, CT, MA with certain unsavory visual characteristics aren't banned. New uteri do not need to a form to purchase nor do they need a NICS background check. Uteri can also be carried across state lines and board a plane while its in your pants. Uteri are legal in all 50 states. Uteri also can be carried on your person into Mexico and Canada. You do not have to be 18/21 to purchase a uterus. You also do not lose your right to own a uterus if you are convicted of a felony. Your uterus can be taken into a bar, a church, a hospital, a casino, a courthouse, a school, a post office, and even to Disney World.
Shannyn is an idiot, and so are you.