George Clooney calls to replace inept assassins

[Votto]

George Clooney today had another fund raiser to replace the inept assassin crew hired by him to murder Donald Trump raising another $30 million.

"You shot from the roof top and not the grassy knoll??!" Clooney could be heard screaming on the phone. "Idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots! That's why you use the grassy knoll, it's much closer!!"

A new assassin team is now being assembled made up the deadliest team of human beings ever assembled, which are trans women who will be given extra shots of testosterone to help promote their rage and aggression.

"I was going to shoot up another Christian school", admitted one of the trans women assassins, "But that will have to be postponed for now. Damn it, I will have to write another manifesto and everything".

Currently the FBI is investigating the whole incident as being a Putin staged event by white supremacists.

CNN is calling the whole event a mostly peaceful assassination attempt.

News at 11.

 

[mamooth]

On the serious side, 400 feet is a makeable shot. I could make a shot at 400 feet, with iron sights, if I was in a prone position. From the shoulder, hell no.

So, not a pro shooter.

 

[Raynine]

On the serious side, 400 feet is a makeable shot. I could make a shot at 400 feet, with iron sights, if I was in a prone position. From the shoulder, hell no.

So, not a pro shooter.

They should have used Alec Baldwin, he doesn't miss!

 

[WelfareQueen]

On the serious side, 400 feet is a makeable shot. I could make a shot at 400 feet, with iron sights, if I was in a prone position. From the shoulder, hell no.

So, not a pro shooter.

Maybe you should volunteer?

 

[Votto]

Breaking news!!

Alec Baldwin has been selected to replace George Clooney for the next...............er................um............................job.

 

[Calypso Jones]

 

[shockedcanadian]

I'm sure Whoppi or Joy will be crying on Monday.

 

[Calypso Jones]

The President looks pissed. Doesn't he.

 

[Calypso Jones]

 

[mamooth]

The President looks pissed. Doesn't he.

One of his own cultists just tried to kill him, so he should be.

No, I don't ever get tired of being proven right.

 

[mudwhistle]

One of his own cultists just tried to kill him, so he should be.

No, I don't ever get tired of being proven right.

Stop lying.