Frustrated Democrats To Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time

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Frustrated Democrats To Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time
POLITICS·Oct 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A leak from within the Democrat party recently alleged that frustrated Democrat leaders have gone as far as considering letting voters pick the presidential candidate next time.

According to the anonymous source, Democrats are so irritated about how poorly Kamala is performing that they might even decide to run a candidate who received more than zero primary ballots next election cycle.

"How did we even get here?" cried a distraught Chuck Schumer, cursing the incompetent bungling that stuck his party with an extremely "dumb and incompetent" presidential candidate. "Fine. FINE. I guess we can get a little bit of voter input on who we run next time. Just don't get too used to it, voters!"

Democrats are reportedly so mad that they're even considering proposing policies that don't involve murdering unborn children or mutilating grade-schoolers. According to several Democrat sources, however, "those are just our last-resort ideas — we're gonna try everything else first."

At publishing time, the DNC had decided to let voters pick the presidential candidate in the next election cycle, but only if it matched the one they had hand-picked themselves.

 

[Rambunctious]

They messed up big time by kicking Joe off the campaign.... this could prove to be the biggest political blunder ever... and it could end the careers of Pelosi.... Obama and even Clooney....
I can't wait for the finger pointing....

 

[yidnar]

Frustrated Democrats To Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time
POLITICS·Oct 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A leak from within the Democrat party recently alleged that frustrated Democrat leaders have gone as far as considering letting voters pick the presidential candidate next time.

According to the anonymous source, Democrats are so irritated about how poorly Kamala is performing that they might even decide to run a candidate who received more than zero primary ballots next election cycle.

"How did we even get here?" cried a distraught Chuck Schumer, cursing the incompetent bungling that stuck his party with an extremely "dumb and incompetent" presidential candidate. "Fine. FINE. I guess we can get a little bit of voter input on who we run next time. Just don't get too used to it, voters!"

Democrats are reportedly so mad that they're even considering proposing policies that don't involve murdering unborn children or mutilating grade-schoolers. According to several Democrat sources, however, "those are just our last-resort ideas — we're gonna try everything else first."

At publishing time, the DNC had decided to let voters pick the presidential candidate in the next election cycle, but only if it matched the one they had hand-picked themselves.

dem leaders will never allow voters to pick the candidate .. the primaries are just motions to make the dem voter feel like they have a say .. if the elected dem primary candidate doesn't do well in polls the Dems dear leaders will remove said elected candidate and install who they believe will have a better chance to advance the Marxist movement ...