Yo, white boy. Yeah, you --- Mr. I'm Like Jack Kemp I'm Not Racist Republican White Boy. I'm gonna fuck yo' ass up, bitch.
But I'm not racist! I'm a colorblind conservative! I read Walter Williams!
Shut the fuck up and get ovah heah. Gimme yo money.
Oh no! You're just corrupted by liberal welfare programs and bad culture! It's the Democrats who have done this to you!
Whatchyou say about my momma?
Your mother was hurt by liberal policies that...
(Sound of soft white skull hitting sidewalk, getting crushed by Timberland boot. SPLAT.)
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