Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches

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Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches

KANSAS CITY, KS — In the wake of Harrison Butker's recent commencement speech encouraging college graduates to get married and start a family, feminists around the nation are cautioning young girls not to marry wealthy, successful Super Bowl champions like Butker.

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[two_iron]

Especially a 3-time Super Bowl winner who is also the 2nd most accurate kicker in NFL history.

I get it, that's only 104 years.... it's not like the NFL has been around forever.

Enjoy your obedient dildos bitches... and always remember, it's YOUR idea not to have a real dick in you....

 

[Votto]

Especially a 3-time Super Bowl winner who is also the 2nd most accurate kicker in NFL history.

I get it, that's only 104 years.... it's not like the NFL has been around forever.

Enjoy your obedient dildos bitches... and always remember, it's YOUR idea not to have a real dick in you....

So, it seems that God's guy is the kicker for the Chiefs and people wonder why they win the Super Bowl every year.

And here I thought it was Taylor Swift that was behind all the winning.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Especially a 3-time Super Bowl winner who is also the 2nd most accurate kicker in NFL history.

I get it, that's only 104 years.... it's not like the NFL has been around forever.

Enjoy your obedient dildos bitches... and always remember, it's YOUR idea not to have a real dick in you....

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