Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional

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Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional
U.S.·Feb 26, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal appellate judge delivered a heavy blow to the Trump administration today, issuing a stunning ruling that the Constitution of the United States is unconstitutional.

The ruling was issued by Judge Marsha Lanning of the D.C. Circuit, who stated that the founding document of the United States was in clear violation of the Constitution.

"Something being written in the Constitution does not magically make it constitutional," read Judge Lanning as she announced the decision. "All seven articles and twenty-seven amendments of the U.S. Constitution are hereby ruled unconstitutional. No elected official shall have any power mentioned in the Constitution. That's illegal."

The Trump administration attempted to argue that the Constitution is, in fact, what makes something constitutional, but to no avail. "I've heard enough," said Judge Lanning. "Your appeals to the law are felonious. There shall be no more arguing about what is or is not allowed by the Constitution. That sort of talk is unconstitutional."

At publishing time, Judge Lanning had issued a second ruling that voters duly electing a President was a violation of democracy.

 

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Thank God we have judges like this to keep the Nazi scum in their place!!

 

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Federal Judge Appoints Himself President​

Federal Judge Appoints Himself President

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

babylonbee.com

14 Mar 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.
"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."
Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word is on this is law because I'm a federal judge."
President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."
Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."
At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.

Commentary:
Is this Bee fiction or actually happening? I believe the Judicial Branch is actually trying to usurp the power from the Executive Branch. Of course Congress is too busy sitting on their thumbs to stop it and continue to shop for weaponized activist judges that are in the death throes of the globalist world order.
This is similar to the activist Judges of the Venezuelan court system..
The terrorism against Musk/Tesla will fail too.
Their next and final chance will be false flag events, like some guy wearing a MAGA hat walking into a black church with an “assault rifle” and mowing down dozens of people.
Then comes the press drumming up Saint George “Fentanyl” Floyd style riots.

 

[the watcher]

I think this should be moved from satire to current evennts

 

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I think this should be moved from satire to current evennts

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That's what happens when good satire mimics the truth.... Democrats love judge shopping and judges seem to love upsetting the law if it coincides with their biased ideology.