FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating 'This Is Not A Terrorist Attack'

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FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating 'This Is Not A Terrorist Attack'
Crime·Jan 1, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack, thereby confirming to the nation that it was, in fact, a terrorist attack.

The Bureau further stated that the perpetrator had no ties to Islam, letting the nation know that he was an Islamic terrorist.

"Judging from the ISIS flag on the truck driven by a man named Shamsud-Din Jabbar to commit mass murder, we see no sign that this attack was terrorism," explained FBI spokesman Dean Richmond. "The bombs and assault weapons inside the vehicle, as well as the lengthy manifesto confirming Jabbar's desire to kill as many civilians as possible, further point to this having no relation to terrorism. Rest assured, the FBI will leave no stone unturned as we strive to solve this mystery."

At publishing time, the FBI had confirmed that the perpetrator was not at the Capitol on January 6th, and therefore could not be a terrorist.

 

[The Duke]

It's actually just about spot-on.

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[Dante]

FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating 'This Is Not A Terrorist Attack'
Crime·Jan 1, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack, thereby confirming to the nation that it was, in fact, a terrorist attack.

The Bureau further stated that the perpetrator had no ties to Islam, letting the nation know that he was an Islamic terrorist.

"Judging from the ISIS flag on the truck driven by a man named Shamsud-Din Jabbar to commit mass murder, we see no sign that this attack was terrorism," explained FBI spokesman Dean Richmond. "The bombs and assault weapons inside the vehicle, as well as the lengthy manifesto confirming Jabbar's desire to kill as many civilians as possible, further point to this having no relation to terrorism. Rest assured, the FBI will leave no stone unturned as we strive to solve this mystery."

At publishing time, the FBI had confirmed that the perpetrator was not at the Capitol on January 6th, and therefore could not be a terrorist.

The FBI and New Orleans police no longer believe there are any other suspects involved in the New Year's truck attack on Bourbon Street that killed 15 people and injured dozens more, multiple law enforcement sources told ABC News.

After investigators reviewed all of the surveillance videos more closely, it appears that the suspect, 42-year-old Army veteran Shamsud-Din Jabbar, placed explosive devices in the area himself and then changed clothes. Those clothes were found in the vehicle, the sources said.

The FBI is still investigating whether there were individuals Jabbar spoke to or messaged with prior to the early Wednesday attack, but no one was in the vicinity to help him do anything, the sources said.

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Attention People who leap to judgments very quickly - New Orleans Police don't believe any other suspects involved

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[The Duke]

Wow. No secure crime scene.

 

[The Duke]

I actually saw that NY Post thing and did not know the FBI had not been there yet.
Definitely the police had, door was slap out the frame, door intact and set off to the side.
X really is getting to be the news now.

She wore yoga pants for this.
Best investigative journalism I've seen in years! Seriously.
The last thing was Obama ROE in Afghanistan that got people killed. (that sticks out in memory)

 

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The FBI and New Orleans police no longer believe there are any other suspects involved in the New Year's truck attack on Bourbon Street that killed 15 people and injured dozens more, multiple law enforcement sources told ABC News.

After investigators reviewed all of the surveillance videos more closely, it appears that the suspect, 42-year-old Army veteran Shamsud-Din Jabbar, placed explosive devices in the area himself and then changed clothes. Those clothes were found in the vehicle, the sources said.

The FBI is still investigating whether there were individuals Jabbar spoke to or messaged with prior to the early Wednesday attack, but no one was in the vicinity to help him do anything, the sources said.

MSN

Attention People who leap to judgments very quickly - New Orleans Police don't believe any other suspects involved

We are here - back again -- Because facts matter. Think of it as a public service. There exist sources of information that are available to all of us. Some are credible, some are not, and some are incomplete. People are not always aware of how what they choose to absorb and later distribute...

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Obviously other were involved because he was radicalized by someone.

People tend not to put an ISIS flag on their truck and start killing people because they are naturally inclined to do so.