FBI Arrests Hackers Who Reprogrammed Mark Zuckerberg

[Votto]

Federal officials today arrested the hackers that changed a Biden loving Zuckerberg, who gave millions of dollars to the Joe Biden campaign in 2020 to help him win election and censored any speech critical of Joe Biden last election, to someone who now agrees with President Trump regarding the evils of censoring free speech and apparently. Zuckerberg announced the changes to Facebook's moderation system in a video on Tuesday, criticizing governments and "legacy media" for allegedly pushing censorship—a refrain that has grown common among many conservative media critics.

The Biden administration then knew what must have happened. Zuckerberg had been reprogrammed by a subversive MAGA employee, so it had to be remedied. "We have not seen this level of subversion since the Viking and unarmed woman who was shot dead stormed the Capital to take over the US Federal government", said one FBI operative. "It gives me chills just thinking about this level of treason."

Zuckerberg was apprehended at a well-known gay all droid bar in San Francisco and should be returned to normal by sometime early next week.

 

[justoffal]

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Federal officials today arrested the hackers that changed a Biden loving Zuckerberg, who gave millions of dollars to the Joe Biden campaign in 2020 to help him win election and censored any speech critical of Joe Biden last election, to someone who now agrees with President Trump regarding the evils of censoring free speech and apparently. Zuckerberg announced the changes to Facebook's moderation system in a video on Tuesday, criticizing governments and "legacy media" for allegedly pushing censorship—a refrain that has grown common among many conservative media critics.

The Biden administration then knew what must have happened. Zuckerberg had been reprogrammed by a subversive MAGA employee, so it had to be remedied. "We have not seen this level of subversion since the Viking and unarmed woman who was shot dead stormed the Capital to take over the US Federal government", said one FBI operative. "It gives me chills just thinking about this level of treason."

Zuckerberg was apprehended at a well-known gay all droid bar in San Francisco and should be returned to normal by sometime early next week.

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[justoffal]

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Federal officials today arrested the hackers that changed a Biden loving Zuckerberg, who gave millions of dollars to the Joe Biden campaign in 2020 to help him win election and censored any speech critical of Joe Biden last election, to someone who now agrees with President Trump regarding the evils of censoring free speech and apparently. Zuckerberg announced the changes to Facebook's moderation system in a video on Tuesday, criticizing governments and "legacy media" for allegedly pushing censorship—a refrain that has grown common among many conservative media critics.

The Biden administration then knew what must have happened. Zuckerberg had been reprogrammed by a subversive MAGA employee, so it had to be remedied. "We have not seen this level of subversion since the Viking and unarmed woman who was shot dead stormed the Capital to take over the US Federal government", said one FBI operative. "It gives me chills just thinking about this level of treason."

Zuckerberg was apprehended at a well-known gay all droid bar in San Francisco and should be returned to normal by sometime early next week.

GAY-DROIDS?

 

[Votto]

GAY-DROIDS?

It is San Fran after all.

 

[dudmuck]

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Federal officials today arrested the hackers that changed a Biden loving Zuckerberg, who gave millions of dollars to the Joe Biden campaign in 2020 to help him win election and censored any speech critical of Joe Biden last election, to someone who now agrees with President Trump regarding the evils of censoring free speech and apparently. Zuckerberg announced the changes to Facebook's moderation system in a video on Tuesday, criticizing governments and "legacy media" for allegedly pushing censorship—a refrain that has grown common among many conservative media critics.

The Biden administration then knew what must have happened. Zuckerberg had been reprogrammed by a subversive MAGA employee, so it had to be remedied. "We have not seen this level of subversion since the Viking and unarmed woman who was shot dead stormed the Capital to take over the US Federal government", said one FBI operative. "It gives me chills just thinking about this level of treason."

Zuckerberg was apprehended at a well-known gay all droid bar in San Francisco and should be returned to normal by sometime early next week.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

GAY-DROIDS?

You know, like c3po.

 

[justoffal]

You know, like c3po.

Bwahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhhhh...
I swear! Right?