farts leave your body at ten feet per second

[tyroneweaver]

 

[MarathonMike]

I'll bet Crepitus farts are at least 20 ft/sec.

 

[Thunk]

That's ALOT of smelly feet!

 

[White 6]

I have an 11 year old German Shepherd. I think dog farts move faster than sound, as you never hear them, but can easily permeate the living room, hall and library, instantly.

 

[Thunk]

Holy carp!

That means a fart can travel the length of 2 football fields in ONE MINUTE!

 

[egp320i]

after taco bell you will have projectiles too

 

[progressive hunter]

I'll bet Crepitus farts are at least 20 ft/sec.

my guess his his rectum is so loose it sounds like wind passing through a chain link fence,,

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I'll bet Crepitus farts are at least 20 ft/sec.

Probably because his rear orifice has been eroded away over time by his illicit activities. He started out as a tight end and has moved on to wide receiver.