Or ...
The Pope was visiting the President, and they took a cruise on the PResidential yacht down the Potomac. A gust of wind came up and blew the Pope's hat into the river. The captain started to turn the boat to retrieve, but Trump told him to just hold there, and he would get the hat. He jumped out of the boat, walked across the water, picked up the hat, and went back to the boat, where he handed the hat to the Pontiff.
The next day, the headlines read:
Fox News: "President Repeats 2000 year old miracle"
NBC News: "President Does Same Old Trick"
CNN "Trump Can't Swim!!!!"