Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate

[Doc7505]

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate ​

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate

MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee.

babylonbee.com

15 Oct 2020 ~~
MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee.
While many social media networks are struggling with slowing the spread of fake news, Facebook is suffering from the opposite problem. People are sharing jokes thinking they are just funny, fake stories, but then they are finding out that they are closer to the truth than any Fox News or CNN article.
"The Babylon Bee claims to be satire, but their articles keep coming true. It's a clear case of false advertising," said Mark Zuckerberg. "We can't allow a news source this pure, this true, this perfect from infiltrating our platform and
actually telling the people the truth."
Facebook SWAT teams showed up at The Babylon Bee's offices and took our editors into custody for reeducation. We do not think it is going to work, as we will resist any attempts to brainwash us, and also, Mark Zuckerberg is an upstanding citizen and an important contributor to society.


Comment:
Each time FB, Google and Twitter ban or block individuals, or the media, or journalists from expressing the fact, or truth. In effect FB, Google and Twitter are contributing to an equivalent to millions of dollars to the Biden Campaign and the Progressive Marxist Socialist/DSA Democrat Leftist cause.
In the case of the Babylon Bee, they have been equally satirically ruthless to both sides. Indeed if FB, Google and Twitter did this equally to both political positions there would be no discussion. However, this has never been the case.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

 

[Doc7505]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

You confuse RINOs with real conservatives in politics.

 

[Doc7505]

If ‘unreliable’ is the issue, why did social media never block anti-Trump stories?

If ‘unreliable’ is the issue, why did social media never block anti-Trump stories?

This is what totalitarianism looks like in our century: not men in darkened cells driving screws under the fingernails of dissidents, but Silicon Valley dweebs removing from vast swaths of the Inte…

nypost.com

14 Oct 2020 ~~ By Sohrab Ahmari

This is what totalitarianism looks like in our century: not men in darkened cells driving screws under the fingernails of dissidents, but Silicon Valley dweebs removing from vast swaths of the Internet a damaging exposé on their preferred presidential candidate.
That’s what Facebook and Twitter did to the New York Post’s bombshell report on Hunter Biden, revealing why the illustrious vice-presidential son was hired by a shady Ukrainian energy firm in exchange for at least $50,000 a month.
According to e-mails obtained by The Post, Hunter introduced the firm’s executives to his father — just when Joe Biden was the second-most powerful man on earth, with outsize influence over the fate of the embattled Eastern European country.
That information is squarely in the public interest as we head into an election, right? Yes, but it’s also extremely embarrassing for President Trump’s opponent, and so social-media executives went into action.
Andy Stone, a member of Facebook’s p.r. team, said, “We are reducing [the Post story’s] distribution on our platform.” Before joining the social-media giant, Stone worked for Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, yet he insisted that Facebook’s action was “part of our standard process to reduce the spread of misinformation.” Right.
Then, Twitter began blocking users from posting the story, with a spokesman telling a Washington Examiner scribe that the move was prompted by “the lack of authoritative reporting on the origins of the materials included” in the report.
Misinformation? Lack of authoritative reporting? The story explained exactly The Post got the material, and the supporting evidence. Yet the past four years have seen left-of-center outlets devote millions of column inches to anti-Trump stories that turned out to be utter bunk — yet neither Facebook nor Twitter took similar action as part of any “standard process”:

 

[MeBelle]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

You don't need to suggest it..................


sh!t!!! I'm in satire!

 

[Gracie]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

Conservatives need to wake up? LOL! Go vote for Mush Brain Biden as you plan to do, see what happens then.

 

[pknopp]

Satire will satire.

 

[Dick Foster]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

In the meantime you can amuse yourself by paying a visit to your local library and burn some books.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

You confuse RINOs with real conservatives in politics.

Actually, no I don't.

Please list for me the top 10 major things Republicans have done to stop the Left (OUTSIDE of politics).............in the last 100 years

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

GO FACEBOOK!
I'm sending a suggestion to block ALL Republicans from FB, Twitter and YouTube until November 10th

The collective Right NEEDS a serious slap in the face to wake the F up

Maybe this will help? I have doubts

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

Conservatives need to wake up? LOL! Go vote for Mush Brain Biden as you plan to do, see what happens then.

I'm not only voting for Biden, but talking as many Conservatives OUT of voting for Trump as I can.

You see....the Right is lazy and unwilling to even preserve it's Christian nation.

It will take a severe event to awaken them

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

 

[Gracie]

I'm not only voting for Biden, but talking as many Conservatives OUT of voting for Trump as I can.

You see....the Right is lazy and unwilling to even preserve it's Christian nation.

You are really confused, dude. The left are the ones that took out prayer from schools but ok'd it for muslims; removed In God We Trust from buildings; closed our churches and arrested people who wanted to attend; are now after Jews in NYC.
Yes. You are very confused. Meanwhile, good luck trying to convince anyone of doing anything just from listening to your hogwash.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

You are really confused, dude. The left are the ones that took out prayer from schools but ok'd it for muslims; removed In God We Trust from buildings; closed our churches and arrested people who wanted to attend; are now after Jews in NYC.
Yes. You are very confused. Meanwhile, good luck trying to convince anyone of doing anything just from listening to your hogwash.

Am I ???

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

The ONLY HONEST Conservative on the board (other than myself)

 

[Gracie]

Am I ???

Yes. And I also agree that the spineless conservatives that keep their heads down, the GOP who has done nothing to assist our potus, the reluctance of showing some strength when confronted by thugs and scumbags. This "Silent Majority" crap is exactly crap. But I still support Trump, and everything you say is what I see and hear Liberals doing.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate ​

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate

MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee.

babylonbee.com

15 Oct 2020 ~~
MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee.
While many social media networks are struggling with slowing the spread of fake news, Facebook is suffering from the opposite problem. People are sharing jokes thinking they are just funny, fake stories, but then they are finding out that they are closer to the truth than any Fox News or CNN article.
"The Babylon Bee claims to be satire, but their articles keep coming true. It's a clear case of false advertising," said Mark Zuckerberg. "We can't allow a news source this pure, this true, this perfect from infiltrating our platform and
actually telling the people the truth."
Facebook SWAT teams showed up at The Babylon Bee's offices and took our editors into custody for reeducation. We do not think it is going to work, as we will resist any attempts to brainwash us, and also, Mark Zuckerberg is an upstanding citizen and an important contributor to society.


Comment:
Each time FB, Google and Twitter ban or block individuals, or the media, or journalists from expressing the fact, or truth. In effect FB, Google and Twitter are contributing to an equivalent to millions of dollars to the Biden Campaign and the Progressive Marxist Socialist/DSA Democrat Leftist cause.
In the case of the Babylon Bee, they have been equally satirically ruthless to both sides. Indeed if FB, Google and Twitter did this equally to both political positions there would be no discussion. However, this has never been the case.

WUSSIE cries because Facebook censors his posts.......

Pays fACEBOOK FOR ADVERTISING

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Anyone know who made Zuckerberg bite his first pillow?

 

[Adrenochrome Junkie]

You are really confused, dude. The left are the ones that took out prayer from schools but ok'd it for muslims; removed In God We Trust from buildings; closed our churches and arrested people who wanted to attend; are now after Jews in NYC.
Yes. You are very confused. Meanwhile, good luck trying to convince anyone of doing anything just from listening to your hogwash.

Am I ???

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

The ONLY HONEST Conservative on the board (other than myself)

And I love Demons and Rats

 

[Gracie]

You are really confused, dude. The left are the ones that took out prayer from schools but ok'd it for muslims; removed In God We Trust from buildings; closed our churches and arrested people who wanted to attend; are now after Jews in NYC.
Yes. You are very confused. Meanwhile, good luck trying to convince anyone of doing anything just from listening to your hogwash.

Am I ???

Easy now...I side with Conservatives, I vote with Conservatives BUT they are the most nutless, spinless, big mouth pieces of shit that ever were. Come on man...they didn’t have the balls to keep heterosexual white Christians cool in a nation founded, built, run and funded by heterosexual white Christians. The Left has owned their sackless asses for decades....Sad but true.

The ONLY HONEST Conservative on the board (other than myself)

And I love Demons and Rats

I had a rat once. But they only live 3 or 4 years, so..no more rats. I got too attached to him and when he died...it tore me up.

 

[Gracie]

Governor Newsom Orders All Trees To Wear Masks To Prevent Spread Of Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CA—Fresh off his fireside chat to the state of California last week, Governor Gavin Newsom is announcing swift action to combat the spread of wild global-warming fires in his state. According to sources, Newsom will be signing an executive order requiring all trees to wear masks so...

babylonbee.com

 

[Gracie]

You see....the Right is lazy and unwilling to even preserve it's Christian nation.

From Twitter:

Who took God out of our schools? Who mocks God and his word? Who is allowing children in California to be sexual? Biden left God out of our pledge of allegiance. Democrats mock God and his followers. They laugh at and hate Christians!

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate ​

Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate

MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee.

babylonbee.com

15 Oct 2020 ~~
MENLO PARK, CA—In an attempt to stop the spread of real news on the platform, Facebook has banned The Babylon Bee.
While many social media networks are struggling with slowing the spread of fake news, Facebook is suffering from the opposite problem. People are sharing jokes thinking they are just funny, fake stories, but then they are finding out that they are closer to the truth than any Fox News or CNN article.
"The Babylon Bee claims to be satire, but their articles keep coming true. It's a clear case of false advertising," said Mark Zuckerberg. "We can't allow a news source this pure, this true, this perfect from infiltrating our platform and
actually telling the people the truth."
Facebook SWAT teams showed up at The Babylon Bee's offices and took our editors into custody for reeducation. We do not think it is going to work, as we will resist any attempts to brainwash us, and also, Mark Zuckerberg is an upstanding citizen and an important contributor to society.


Comment:
Each time FB, Google and Twitter ban or block individuals, or the media, or journalists from expressing the fact, or truth. In effect FB, Google and Twitter are contributing to an equivalent to millions of dollars to the Biden Campaign and the Progressive Marxist Socialist/DSA Democrat Leftist cause.
In the case of the Babylon Bee, they have been equally satirically ruthless to both sides. Indeed if FB, Google and Twitter did this equally to both political positions there would be no discussion. However, this has never been the case.

Good grief! It's a FAMOUS SATIRICAL SITE. Is it the rights fault the left is insane?