Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off

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Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off​

Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off

U.S. — Only one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things being accomplished, the exhausted news media collectively begged President Donald Trump to take a day off.

babylonbee.com

27 Jan 2025


Only one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things being accomplished, the exhausted news media collectively begged President Donald Trump to take a day off.
Journalists and broadcasters who are not used to working quite this hard urgently asked Trump's staff if they could please ask him to just pause for one single, solitary day.
"Please… please… just let up for a second," said a visibly disheveled Jake Tapper. "The executive orders, the trips to disaster-ravaged areas of the country, the manhandling of foreign leaders and making them do things that help the United States… it's impossible to keep up this pace. We're not used to working this much. Why is a president doing so much anyway?"
Other members of the media were just as adamant that Trump needed to take a day off. "What, he's just going to keep, like… doing stuff? Like every day?" asked CBS News anchor Margaret Brennan. "I'm starting to wonder if Trump knows anything about being president. He clearly doesn't if he thinks it's okay to be accomplishing important tasks every day. He should be taking our well-being into account. We're not used to this. All the… working."
At publishing time, several members of the White House press pool had reportedly been rushed to the hospital to be treated for exhaustion after passing out from being overworked.

Commentary:
Once again the Bee prints more truth than satire.

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[Thunk]

I'll bet that's more truth than fiction!

Next they'll be crying that Trump got 2 scoops of ice cream and they only got one

Oh yeah...that was true as well!

 

[toobfreak]

Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off​

DAMMIT, Doc, I've just about HAD IT.
Trump is tying up my entire life.
I'd like JUST ONE DAY where I can just go do my thing without checking hour by hour what the guy is into fixing now and winning at.

It is becoming a 24/7 job just trying to keep tabs on what Trump has won at next.
I'm thinking of hiring a secretary.

 

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[Thunk]

It is becoming a 24/7 job just trying to keep tabs on what Trump has won at next.

I gave up. I just can't keep up with Trump...I can't even keep up watching him.

 

[toobfreak]

I gave up. I just can't keep up with Trump...I can't even keep up watching him.

I saved an excerpt of Kammy answering a question converted to text. When I get the chance, I want to save the text of how Trump answers a similar question to compare the two.

I'm working on a new type of slide rule made explicitly just for calculating future projections on Trump winning, but I might need to invent a new kind of math as log scales and exponent scales seem to be not enough.

 

[Delldude]

Suddenly they have a president that takes questions.

 

[MarathonMike]

The poor dears! Going from Biden to Trump is like being yanked off the couch and thrust into a triathlon.

 

[Delldude]

Only one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things being accomplished, the exhausted news media collectively begged President Donald Trump to take a day off.

LOL

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