Everyone needs to run out and buy the book written by Kamala Harris.

[Votto]

Top 10 Quotes From Kamala's New Book​

Celebs·Aug 5, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy.

The book won't be released until next month, but here are some of the most fascinating quotes:

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1. "A prologue is like an introduction. So, here's my introduction. And this is my book. A book written by me. I am me. The writer of the book."
2. "My publisher said this book should be 100,000 words, which is very, very, very, very [...] very, very, very many words."
3. "This is a chapter. And in this chapter, there will be several pages. Each page contains many words. And the words are the meaning of the chapter."
4. "I was accused of covering up Joe Biden's severe dementia. This is false. During his entire term, he always seemed just as sharp and intelligent as I was."
5. "Of all the great political minds throughout history, the genius whose philosophy I admire most has to be Megan Thee Stallion."
6. "A Moscow Mule is three parts ginger beer, one part lime juice, and the rest is vodka. If you don't taste the vodka, you're doing it wrong."
7. "That was the day that I found out I've been pronouncing my first name wrong this whole time."
8. "It is my fervent hope and wish that my story can prove an inspiration for young black girls across this country whose dream it is to attain wealth, fame, and status through no achievement of their own. It can be done, girls!"
9. "Am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
10. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. I wrote this."

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107 Days will be available on September 23. With quotes like the ones listed above, can you resist getting a copy of your own?

 

[1srelluc]

If you lose a bet you must sit through the whole audio book in one sitting.

 

[mudwhistle]

If you lose a bet you must sit through the whole audio book in one sitting.

The audio book is about 20 mins.

Good way to force yourself to fall asleep at night.

 

[Blaster]

This book is a cure for insomnia.

 

[$ecular#eckler]

Is this supposed to be funny?

 

[hadit]

Is this supposed to be funny?

This thread is, the book, not so much. The Bee is hilarious.

 

[Essence of Chicagoland Ar]

Top 10 Quotes From Kamala's New Book​

Celebs·Aug 5, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy.

The book won't be released until next month, but here are some of the most fascinating quotes:

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1. "A prologue is like an introduction. So, here's my introduction. And this is my book. A book written by me. I am me. The writer of the book."
2. "My publisher said this book should be 100,000 words, which is very, very, very, very [...] very, very, very many words."
3. "This is a chapter. And in this chapter, there will be several pages. Each page contains many words. And the words are the meaning of the chapter."
4. "I was accused of covering up Joe Biden's severe dementia. This is false. During his entire term, he always seemed just as sharp and intelligent as I was."
5. "Of all the great political minds throughout history, the genius whose philosophy I admire most has to be Megan Thee Stallion."
6. "A Moscow Mule is three parts ginger beer, one part lime juice, and the rest is vodka. If you don't taste the vodka, you're doing it wrong."
7. "That was the day that I found out I've been pronouncing my first name wrong this whole time."
8. "It is my fervent hope and wish that my story can prove an inspiration for young black girls across this country whose dream it is to attain wealth, fame, and status through no achievement of their own. It can be done, girls!"
9. "Am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
10. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. I wrote this."

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107 Days will be available on September 23. With quotes like the ones listed above, can you resist getting a copy of your own?

Where can I buy this?

 

[hjmick]

If I wouldn't vote for her, I sure as shit won't give her my money... besides, she's got nothing to say that I want to hear.

 

[Essence of Chicagoland Ar]

If I wouldn't vote for her, I sure as shit won't give her my money... besides, she's got nothing to say that I want to hear.

She's a sweet woman who only wants the best for you in her perspective.

 

[BackAgain]

Is this supposed to be funny?

And in fact, it is. But you’d have to have an actual sense of humor to get it.

 

[Essence of Chicagoland Ar]

And in fact, it is. But you’d have to have an actual sense of humor to get it.

I think Kamala has a beautiful smile. I think you have a crush on her

 

[Essence of Chicagoland Ar]

And in fact, it is. But you’d have to have an actual sense of humor to get it.

Somebody just told me I can get banned or silenced on this site for saying the wrong opinion. I better stop joking around on here otherwise somebody might take it the wrong way and have me hung or thrown in the water like a witch!

 

[BackAgain]

I think Kamala has a beautiful smile. I think you have a crush on her

Nah. She used to be able to dance (sort of) on a rooftop. And she has some decent breasts.

Beyond that? Oh, hellz no.

 

[BackAgain]

Somebody just told me I can get banned or silenced on this site for saying the wrong opinion. I better stop joking around on here otherwise somebody might take it the wrong way and have me hung or thrown in the water like a witch!

What someone told you is bullshit.

JFYI

 

[Essence of Chicagoland Ar]

Haha

 

[Paddlefoot]

Where can I buy this?

Greta is going to be arrested in a week, and she will have something else for you to give her money for. You should wait for what that will cost. By then this book will be in the Walmart bargain bin at half price.

 

[Essence of Chicagoland Ar]

Greta is going to be arrested in a week, and she will have something else for you to give her money for. You should wait for what that will cost. By then this book will be in the Walmart bargain bin at half price.

Arrested in a week? There's a plan it sounds like?

 

[Paddlefoot]

Arrested in a week? There's a plan it sounds like?

She is just in a high polluting slow diesel boat. They are tracking her every minute. As soon as she gets close to Israel they will go out and arrest her. Just like the last time.