Eve likes Meatloaf-the other White Meat

I am an omnivore and delighted to be one.

I'm a cannibal and intermittently ashamed.

It's probably a disease and you might be able to get some sort of help ... or funding ... or at the very least - preferential treatment.


So have you heard the one about the cannibal who passed his grandmother in the woods?

(my grandma told me that one. Awesome lady, great jokes. ;) )
 
I am an omnivore and delighted to be one.

I'm a cannibal and intermittently ashamed.

It's probably a disease and you might be able to get some sort of help ... or funding ... or at the very least - preferential treatment.


So have you heard the one about the cannibal who passed his grandmother in the woods?

(my grandma told me that one. Awesome lady, great jokes. ;) )

No, I didn't hear that one, but I did hear about the bear who laid his pa on the table.
 
Whoa!!!! back the truck up...Echo is divorcing Eve? They're both going to be on the rebound? I think I died and went to heaven. :eusa_angel:

I was marrying her for chocolate.

I'm not sure why she was marrying me - maybe because I make awesome cookies or maybe just arm-candy, you know? :lol:

I think you both would be "eye candy" for me....but I'm well over 30. :lol:


Well over as in over-done?
 
No, I didn't hear that one, but I did hear about the bear who laid his pa on the table.

LOL! I'd rep you but I've given out too much rep in the past 24 hours ... or so the evil notification says. :(
 
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