Enough of this Serious Stuff, How can My Back Hurt so Bad from Just Sitting!

[Zincwarrior]

So I'm fine this morning. Wife out of town. Poodle was weirdly burrowing into my armpit but none of her "lets bark all night and torment Daddy!" adventures.

At work sipping coffee, and over an hour I can just feel my back tightening. Now its fun to stand and breath.
With that, the nerve and messed up hip I wonder why I've gotten fat...

 

[Grumblenuts]

Remain standing. Take up a new hobby like smoking. Or wait until the dog just falls asleep, sneak over and go "Bark!, Bark!, Bark!" right in its ear.

 

[Concerned American]

So I'm fine this morning. Wife out of town. Poodle was weirdly burrowing into my armpit but none of her "lets bark all night and torment Daddy!" adventures.

At work sipping coffee, and over an hour I can just feel my back tightening. Now its fun to stand and breath.
With that, the nerve and messed up hip I wonder why I've gotten fat...

All that you stated is evidence of a sedentary lifestyle. Sedentary lifestyles lead to loss of muscle, increase in fat, and contribute to arthritis. Get up, move around, get your joints working as they are designed to and maintain your muscle mass. I am dealing with some of the same stuff--loss of muscle mass due to a lack of exercise, arthritic joints. It is difficult to break away from the activity that I am doing right now, but I keep trying.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Yes arthritis in the foot is annoying. You are correct of course.

 

[mudwhistle]

So I'm fine this morning. Wife out of town. Poodle was weirdly burrowing into my armpit but none of her "lets bark all night and torment Daddy!" adventures.

At work sipping coffee, and over an hour I can just feel my back tightening. Now its fun to stand and breath.
With that, the nerve and messed up hip I wonder why I've gotten fat...

If it's pain in your lower back....sometimes it's from drinking too much coffee.
Put some Cranberry juice on ice and drink that.....and make sure you keep drinking water.
Also....try standing up and attempting to touch your toes.

 

[JGalt]

So I'm fine this morning. Wife out of town. Poodle was weirdly burrowing into my armpit but none of her "lets bark all night and torment Daddy!" adventures.

At work sipping coffee, and over an hour I can just feel my back tightening. Now its fun to stand and breath.
With that, the nerve and messed up hip I wonder why I've gotten fat...

Probably because you're old, out of shape, have a crappy diet, and aren't living well. There's more to life than sitting in front of a computer, babysitting a bunch of internet discussion board idiots, and deleting span threads. Especially since you're working for free.

And what kind of a man watches his wife's poodle while she's out of town? Get a real dog.

 

[White 6]

If it's pain in your lower back....sometimes it's from drinking too much coffee.
Put some Cranberry juice on ice and drink that.....and make sure you keep drinking water.
Also....try standing up and attempting to touch your toes.

You can drink too much coffee?

 

[mudwhistle]

You can drink too much coffee?

I know. It sucks to think of, but yes.
Dehydration causes your kidneys to give you a lower-back ache.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Probably because you're old, out of shape, have a crappy diet, and aren't living well. There's more to life than sitting in front of a computer, babysitting a bunch of internet discussion board idiots, and deleting span threads. Especially since you're working for free.

And what kind of a man watches his wife's poodle while she's out of town? Get a real dog.

All mine are in Valhalla. Pood is actually old. We're kind of an old dog retirement home. We take old dogs be ause others want.

But yea COVID years added 25 lbs to the frame. Working on it.

 

[JGalt]

All mine are in Valhalla. Pood is actually old. We're kind of an old dog retirement home. We take old dogs be ause others want.

But yea COVID years added 25 lbs to the frame. Working on it.

I was just fuckin' with ya, dude. Poodles are good if you want something to warn you if three home invaders are outside your door. We have dogs too, just for that purpose.

But the wife and I are more cat people than anything else. Of course, fucking cats would just open the door and let the home invaders in the house, just for fun if they knew how to open a door.

 

[Moonglow]

Actually, Aquarius is in conjunction with Mars which makes your back hurt.

 

[Vastator]

So I'm fine this morning. Wife out of town. Poodle was weirdly burrowing into my armpit but none of her "lets bark all night and torment Daddy!" adventures.

At work sipping coffee, and over an hour I can just feel my back tightening. Now its fun to stand and breath.
With that, the nerve and messed up hip I wonder why I've gotten fat...

Don’t feel too bad. Gettin’ old sux! I’m only 41, and I blew my back out one morning just reaching back to wipe my ass! I was a hunch back for 3 weeks on account of it. Just totally random…

 

[BULLDOG]

All mine are in Valhalla. Pood is actually old. We're kind of an old dog retirement home. We take old dogs be ause others want.

But yea COVID years added 25 lbs to the frame. Working on it.

Quit whining. Getting old isn't a job for sissies anyway. My belly has gotten big enough to hide my junk from me, and you don't see me whining about it. (well, other than this time)

 

[Vastator]

I was just fuckin' with ya, dude. Poodles are good if you want something to warn you if three home invaders are outside your door. We have dogs too, just for that purpose.

But the wife and I are more cat people than anything else. Of course, fucking cats would just open the door and let the home invaders in the house, just for fun if they knew how to open a door.

A poodle is a damn fine dog. Standard poodle that is. When I bought my last dog, it was an agonizing coin toss between a standard poodle, and a Doberman Pincher. The Dobie became available first. I don’t regret it one bit. But , ending up with the poodle wouldn’t have phased me a bit.

 

[JGalt]

A poodle is a damn fine dog. Standard poodle that is. When I bought my last dog, it was an agonizing coin toss between a standard poodle, and a Doberman Pincher. The Dobie became available first. I don’t regret it one bit. But , ending up with the poodle wouldn’t have phased me a bit.

At least you can define what kind of dog you had. I have no idea that this fucking thing is my wife got last time...

 

[luiza]

. Wife out of town

Clearly psychosomatic .

 

[Natural Citizen]

Also....try standing up and attempting to touch your toes.

It is taxt season, so...guess that could be seen as an upside to things. Two birds with one stone kind of deal.

 

[Concerned American]

At least you can define what kind of dog you had. I have no idea that this fucking thing is my wife got last time...

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I never owned anything other than mutts. Never had a bad dog.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Clearly psychosomatic .

Yep, I am alone with no one to tell me what to do!

 

[Quasar44]

So I'm fine this morning. Wife out of town. Poodle was weirdly burrowing into my armpit but none of her "lets bark all night and torment Daddy!" adventures.

At work sipping coffee, and over an hour I can just feel my back tightening. Now its fun to stand and breath.
With that, the nerve and messed up hip I wonder why I've gotten fat...

what age did your body breakdown

Mine is happened 7 months ago and I have half the man I was