Dude With A Tattoo On His Eyeball Sentenced To 22 Years For Shooting A Cop

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Dude With A Tattoo On His Eyeball Sentenced To 22 Years For Shooting A Cop

“Everybody knows that I’m not the nicest guy.”

The AP reported that Jason Barnum, a 30 year-old nicknamed “Eyeball” because of a tattoo that filled in the white of his right eye, plead guilty on Friday to shooting an Anchorage police officer.

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Barnum, who was sentenced to 22 years, placed the blame on his appearance: “I was living on the streets, and I tried to get a job, but of course my beautiful face didn’t allow me to do that,” he said.
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AP Dan Joling
Barnum went on to tell the court, “Everybody knows that I’m not the nicest guy. I understand that what I did was wrong. I can’t take none of it back.”
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AP Dan Joling
Here’s another thing you can’t take back, dude…
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AP Dan Joling
The effing tattoo…
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AP Dan Joling
…on your effing eyeball.
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AP Dan Joling
Sweet dreams, BuzzFeed.
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Interesting tats.

I could have found ways to employ him, but I'd have made him finish the tats on the other side of his face.

 
Good thing he's not Black or they would have shot him dead and left him in the street for 4 hours.
 
Jail seems like a good place for him. Don't like his chances when he gets out.
 

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