Donald Trump wanted to buy the Buffalo Bills at one point before he ran for president, if you won the lottery, which sh*tty sports team would you buy?

[basquebromance]

Dolphins! it's my fave animal, so i would take them!

 

[Mac1958]

I'd like to see some mega-zillionaire come along and buy the Oakland A's. That team has been suffering under shitty tightwad ownership forever.

Then he can push their payroll up to that of the Yankees and see how things work out.

 

[Winston]

Dolphins! it's my fave animal, so i would take them!

LOL, plan on winning three billion in a lottery?

 

[Matt National]

I'd buy the Dolphins and move them to South Virginia since for some reason....Virginia does not have any professional sports. We are a professional sports desert. I'd rename them to something like the Virginia Beach Sharks or something. There's more than enough people there for a fan base.

 

[okfine]

LOL, plan on winning three billion in a lottery?

Buying a team(s) or into one is what billionaires do. Big tax shelter.

 

[Muhammed]

Detroit Lions.

 

[Indeependent]

Dolphins! it's my fave animal, so i would take them!

The Federal Reserve Printers

 

[Anathema]

I’ll give you three, with my plans for the team…

Washington Commanders:
I would rename the team (again) to RedWolves, build a new stadium/entertainment center in the DMV area, and work to build a team worthy of the burgundy and gold colors.

Boston Bruins:
I would fire the upper management immediately and bring in a selection of good, young minds to look forward rather than back. Local ownership bent on winning rather than just money and memories will make a major difference.

Boston Red Sox:
Members of the Fenway Sports Group (current ownership)would be banned from Debway Park permanently. I would guarantee fans the Fenway Park would be tge team’s home, permanently. Execute the current GM on the pitchers mound.

 

[toobfreak]

Dolphins! it's my fave animal

Dolphins? Why? They have no porpoise!


I'd much rather buy the Steelers--- they are the epitome of a shitty team.

 

[ReinyDays]

I'd resurrect the Seattle Mist of the LFL ... why is this even a question? ... just which part of your anatomy are you thinking with? ...

 

[1srelluc]

I'd buy the Redskins, Washington Football Team, Commanders and move them to Virginia.