Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory

[Votto]

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory​

Sports·Nov 2, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers successfully purchased their second World Series victory in as many years.

The attempt to complete the purchase was put in jeopardy by the upstart Toronto Blue Jays, but the Dodgers' front office remained confident that their amazing achievement of spending more money than all the other teams would pay off.

"Money well spent," said Dodgers Executive Vice President and General Manager Braqondon Gomes. "It looked a little touch-and-go there for a bit, but thankfully, all the hard work we put in during the offseason writing checks ended up making the difference. We'll enjoy this win as much as we can, and then we'll get back to the drawing board and start the process of buying another World Series next year."

The Dodgers defeated the Blue Jays in extra innings in Game 7 to take the championship, helped partially by some outstanding clutch plays but mostly due to how much more they were willing to pay their players. "I'd like to thank God and the dude who signs my paychecks," said star slugger Shohei Ohtani through a translator. "While it's true that money can't buy you happiness, it can definitely buy some World Series rings. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate this victory by torching a few hundred thousand dollars with a flamethrower. Because it's nothing to me."

At publishing time, President Donald Trump had called the Dodgers to simultaneously congratulate them on defeating Canada and notify them that half their roster was being deported.

 

[Votto]

 

[Votto]

All you had to do is say, "Yea"

Next question.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory​

Sports·Nov 2, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers successfully purchased their second World Series victory in as many years.

The attempt to complete the purchase was put in jeopardy by the upstart Toronto Blue Jays, but the Dodgers' front office remained confident that their amazing achievement of spending more money than all the other teams would pay off.

"Money well spent," said Dodgers Executive Vice President and General Manager Braqondon Gomes. "It looked a little touch-and-go there for a bit, but thankfully, all the hard work we put in during the offseason writing checks ended up making the difference. We'll enjoy this win as much as we can, and then we'll get back to the drawing board and start the process of buying another World Series next year."

The Dodgers defeated the Blue Jays in extra innings in Game 7 to take the championship, helped partially by some outstanding clutch plays but mostly due to how much more they were willing to pay their players. "I'd like to thank God and the dude who signs my paychecks," said star slugger Shohei Ohtani through a translator. "While it's true that money can't buy you happiness, it can definitely buy some World Series rings. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate this victory by torching a few hundred thousand dollars with a flamethrower. Because it's nothing to me."

At publishing time, President Donald Trump had called the Dodgers to simultaneously congratulate them on defeating Canada and notify them that half their roster was being deported.

The Jays payroll was top 10 I believe, but I think $100M or so lower than L.A. Free market capitalism I suppose. The Jays were a more likeable bunch

 

[Votto]

The Jays payroll was top 10 I believe, but I think $100M or so lower than L.A. Free market capitalism I suppose. Tue Jays were a more likeable bunch

It is an odd thing, to see socialists embrace capitalism only when it comes to winning baseball games and taking over the sport.

But then, that is what the Left has done to their politics in California as well, as the GOP has been driven out of their state

Maybe it is just a control thingy.

 

[Harry Dresden]

they didnt buy nothing...the jays had this and they got outplayed when it counted.....just because one gets paid more doesnt mean they are better...

 

[Meathead]

You can't say the Blue Jays didn't have plenty of chances. Their fans have to be extremely frustrated.

 

[Harry Dresden]

The Jays payroll was top 10 I believe, but I think $100M or so lower than L.A. Free market capitalism I suppose. The Jays were a more likeable bunch

the jays had better players at some positions compared to the dodgers....they had the game but got outplayed when it counted....getting paid more doesnt mean you are a better player...

 

[Meathead]

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory​

Sports·Nov 2, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
View attachment 1179988

TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers successfully purchased their second World Series victory in as many years.

The attempt to complete the purchase was put in jeopardy by the upstart Toronto Blue Jays, but the Dodgers' front office remained confident that their amazing achievement of spending more money than all the other teams would pay off.

"Money well spent," said Dodgers Executive Vice President and General Manager Braqondon Gomes. "It looked a little touch-and-go there for a bit, but thankfully, all the hard work we put in during the offseason writing checks ended up making the difference. We'll enjoy this win as much as we can, and then we'll get back to the drawing board and start the process of buying another World Series next year."

The Dodgers defeated the Blue Jays in extra innings in Game 7 to take the championship, helped partially by some outstanding clutch plays but mostly due to how much more they were willing to pay their players. "I'd like to thank God and the dude who signs my paychecks," said star slugger Shohei Ohtani through a translator. "While it's true that money can't buy you happiness, it can definitely buy some World Series rings. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate this victory by torching a few hundred thousand dollars with a flamethrower. Because it's nothing to me."

At publishing time, President Donald Trump had called the Dodgers to simultaneously congratulate them on defeating Canada and notify them that half their roster was being deported.

To be fair, MLB has tried to level the field with draft order, penalizing overspending and revenue sharing, but yeah, bigger markets usually win.

 

[Votto]

the jays had better players at some positions compared to the dodgers....they had the game but got outplayed when it counted....getting paid more doesnt mean you are a better player...

The only reason they stood a chance, is that the Jays were #5 in spending in MLB

 

[Harry Dresden]

The only reason they stood a chance, is that the Jays were #5 in spending in MLB

so you think a player who gets 30 million a year is better than one at the same position making 10?.....

 

[Meathead]

so you think a player who gets 30 million a year is better than one at the same position making 10?.....

Maybe, depends on whether they hit free agency.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Maybe, depends on whether they hit free agency.

thats not the point.....votto thinks max muncy would be a better player than mike trout if he is paid more......do you believe that?...

 

[Meathead]

thats not the point.....votto thinks max muncy would be a better player than mike trout if he is paid more......do you believe that?...

Obviously not.

 

[Blaster]

A team like the Dodgers is the reason I quit following MLB. I sympathize with fans of small market teams that can't buy all the best talent. The NFL has a much better structure that gives every team an equal chance of success.

 

[1srelluc]

I watched it and the Dodgers deserved to win over the Hosers.

BTW....Have you ever seen so many plain to ugly women in the stands?

I swear, I never saw one that would even be an Alaskan 3.

Hell, I see better lookin' women at the Dollar Store.