Dems worried that if TDS begins to subside, they may have to start running electable candidates

[Votto]

"The real danger here," said Nancy Pelosi in a meeting of top Democrats, "is that the normal way of electing democrats may be coming to an end. As we all know, the normal way is that we must first convince voters we are running against Hitler so that they will either try to vote against them or gun them down in cold blood, and then win elections to take the House and Senate so that we can impeach the sitting GOP President. Naturally, I don't have to mention that we also stuff the ballot boxes at 3 am on election night, duh!!. The only other alternative is to provide sane candidates who don't rail about mutilating the genitals of children or express their love affair with illegal immigrants over that of real American citizens. What, do we honestly want to start nominating candidates who don't side with China and Venezuela and Cuba and Iran, all of whom want to destroy the US like we do? Hell no!! Otherwise, we will have to fake it and I think we can all agree we are tired of faking it as its now time to come out of the closet loud and proud baby!!"

No word yet as to whether democrats will start having loud and proud parades about hating America.

 

[Dante]

Yet again, a failed attempt at Satire? Not sure why you are not banned from this Board

and this being an attack on the patriotism of those who disagree with you politically?

SHIT POSTING

 

[Dorian Mode]

I am genuinely curious how they will transition from Trump to Vance or Rubio. They are going to look so stupid repeating the same old, tired propaganda lines with a new POTUS. In 2029 the dumocrap party will be forced "to retire" anyone who wakes up out of their TDS stupor to make sure no one else does. The few people that take them seriously today will most likely all just blank them out. They are already less interesting than midnight infomercials.

 

[my2¢]

I believe the words of Larry the Cable Guy are pertinent, "I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there."