Osiris-ODS
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And so it begins. Behold H.R. 127 -- the "common sense" gun control legislation the Dems have been promising to usher in "so that all Americans can all live safely, without fear of being gunned down in the suburbs by white nationalists while shopping at Trader Joes on a Sunday afternoon with your little honor student."
The bill is sponsored by Democrat House Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee -- the pride and joy of the Great State of Texas -- who is widely known for leaving those who have listened to her speak wondering whether she was previously employed as a practice dummy for ice-pick lobotomies, or whether she was auditioning in-character for a role as a mentally handicapped movie extra.
The media will undoubtedly heap praise on her for introducing this bill, lauding it as long overdue and necessary in order to prevent further violent insurrections of the seat of our democracy. With any luck they'll provide her with more opportunities like the video below to display her impressive array of knowledge about firearms, and her penchant for honesty and accuracy when discussing the topic, rather than engaging in political hyperbole and making comically absurd statements like...I don't know...maybe something like "an AR-15 weighs as much as 10 full moving boxes" and it "shoots .50 caliber bullets"? No, that's just silly, no person would actually say that...
Yes, thank goodness indeed that none of the people who are entrusted to enact federal laws that affect the rights of all Americans are that woefully uninformed, or so utterly dishonest and filled with contempt for the Constitution and the very useful idiots who are responsible for electing them to their positions of power.
So what exactly is in the Bill? Well there's the catch! Although the complete, written Bill was introduced in the House last week, and has been sent to the House Judiciary Committee for review, you won't find the text of the Bill or any additional details about it on the Library of Congress website. But that's not something we need to concern ourselves with anyway; it's over our heads. After all, we're just Walmart shopping, bible clinging deplorables. We'll learn all of the details once it's signed into law. As Nancy Pelosi explained when pressed for details about the Obamacare bill before bringing up for vote:
"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it"
Everyone was warned this was coming. And frightening as it may be, this is likely just the opening salvo. Strap in, gun owners. It's going to be a rocky couple of years. I predict a lot of boating accidents if anti-American crap like this finds its way into the U.S. Code.
H.R.127 - 117th Congress (2021-2022): Sabika Sheikh Firearm Licensing and Registration Act
Summary of H.R.127 - 117th Congress (2021-2022): Sabika Sheikh Firearm Licensing and Registration Act
www.congress.gov
The bill is sponsored by Democrat House Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee -- the pride and joy of the Great State of Texas -- who is widely known for leaving those who have listened to her speak wondering whether she was previously employed as a practice dummy for ice-pick lobotomies, or whether she was auditioning in-character for a role as a mentally handicapped movie extra.
The media will undoubtedly heap praise on her for introducing this bill, lauding it as long overdue and necessary in order to prevent further violent insurrections of the seat of our democracy. With any luck they'll provide her with more opportunities like the video below to display her impressive array of knowledge about firearms, and her penchant for honesty and accuracy when discussing the topic, rather than engaging in political hyperbole and making comically absurd statements like...I don't know...maybe something like "an AR-15 weighs as much as 10 full moving boxes" and it "shoots .50 caliber bullets"? No, that's just silly, no person would actually say that...
Yes, thank goodness indeed that none of the people who are entrusted to enact federal laws that affect the rights of all Americans are that woefully uninformed, or so utterly dishonest and filled with contempt for the Constitution and the very useful idiots who are responsible for electing them to their positions of power.
So what exactly is in the Bill? Well there's the catch! Although the complete, written Bill was introduced in the House last week, and has been sent to the House Judiciary Committee for review, you won't find the text of the Bill or any additional details about it on the Library of Congress website. But that's not something we need to concern ourselves with anyway; it's over our heads. After all, we're just Walmart shopping, bible clinging deplorables. We'll learn all of the details once it's signed into law. As Nancy Pelosi explained when pressed for details about the Obamacare bill before bringing up for vote:
"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it"
Everyone was warned this was coming. And frightening as it may be, this is likely just the opening salvo. Strap in, gun owners. It's going to be a rocky couple of years. I predict a lot of boating accidents if anti-American crap like this finds its way into the U.S. Code.
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