Democrats choose a new nominee!!

[Votto]

Meet Clarence the monkey, who was called this morning to be informed he was being nominated for the DNC nominee for President of the United States. "Clarence may not be able to talk but is good a listening which I think is the most important aspect to being President", said Jeanne Pierre who is the prominent historically gay and black Lesbian at the White House. "But can Clarence ever walk, he never falls down, its wonderful!!" she exclaimed.

Clarence was chosen after poll numbers revealed he has a better approval rating than both Biden and Kamala combined. Attention was drawn to Clarence after observing his magnetism and natural leader ability amongst his fellow primates, so they chose him.

"But he has white fur!" objected Kamala. "It troubles me that the democrat party has gone out of its way to select a male monkey with white fur"

Before the selection, George Clooney was consulted and gave his approval. "I have done a few movies with Clarence" said Clooney, "And I can tell you he acts on que. You never have to tell him twice, he does exactly what he is told. Besides, you either vote Clarence or the Nazi Taliban demon from hell who will throw us all back in chains!!"

 

[pknopp]

I'd vote for Clarence over the current choices.

 

[toobfreak]

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Oh no, they've brought back Valerie Jarrett?!

 

[Votto]

I'd vote for Clarence over the current choices.

Contagious, isn't he.

And he does not even know how to play golf

Mind boggling really.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

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Meet Clarence the monkey, who was called this morning to be informed he was being nominated for the DNC nominee for President of the United States. "Clarence may not be able to talk but is good a listening which I think is the most important aspect to being President", said Jeanne Pierre who is the prominent historically gay and black Lesbian at the White House. "But can Clarence ever walk, he never falls down, its wonderful!!" she exclaimed.

Clarence was chosen after poll numbers revealed he has a better approval rating than both Biden and Kamala combined. Attention was drawn to Clarence after observing his magnetism and natural leader ability amongst his fellow primates, so they chose him.

"But he has white fur!" objected Kamala. "It troubles me that the democrat party has gone out of its way to select a male monkey with white fur"

Before the selection, George Clooney was consulted and gave his approval. "I have done a few movies with Clarence" said Clooney, "And I can tell you he acts on que. You never have to tell him twice, he does exactly what he is told. Besides, you either vote Clarence or the Nazi Taliban demon from hell who will throw us all back in chains!!"

Clarence was always the leading contender and the Party fully embraces our new leader

 

[MarathonMike]

Contagious, isn't he.

And he does not even know how to play golf

Mind boggling really.

He was confused again. What he was trying to say is he has 6 different handicaps, some mental some physical.