Dear Mods....

[Mad_Cabbie]

What in the world did I ever search on my computer to get this kind of ad on USMB?

Why, guys?

Why???

 

[Moonglow]

You did nothing, since nothing is there....

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

 

[Mr. H.]

Become a suppository member and they will disappear.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

A fish with two parasites living on its tongue.

/barf.

 

[Mr. H.]

That's MISTER parasite to you, brotch.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

No, the picture! Jesus, why do I bother???

 

[Mr. H.]

No, the picture! Jesus, why do I bother???

Call me Mr. H.

You'll blow my cover.

 

[Ernie S.]

So THAT'S where the "H" in Jesus H. Christ comes from.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Sweet mother of God! Why would this ad be targeting me???

I'm interested in spending money on PARASITES???

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I'll take thirty, please!!!

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[Mr. H.]

Sweet mother of God! Why would this ad be targeting me???

I'm interested in spending money on PARASITES???

Hiding in MY stomach?

And here I thought that pain was the wife's cooking.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Evidently, I need to slightly curb my late-night surfing habits...

 

[Mr. H.]

Evidently, I need to slightly curb my late-night surfing habits...

I dunno. Looks fun to me...

 

[Zoom-boing]

Ads? You put up with ads, seriously? AdBlocPlus makes them all go away.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Ads? You put up with ads, seriously? AdBlocPlus makes them all go away.

God would see right through that cheap little trick....

 

[Care4all]

So THAT'S where the "H" in Jesus H. Christ comes from.

oh my gosh!

 

[Zoom-boing]

Ads? You put up with ads, seriously? AdBlocPlus makes them all go away.

God would see right through that cheap little trick....

God uses adbloc.

 

[Statistikhengst]

No, the picture! Jesus, why do I bother???

Call me Mr. H.

You'll blow my cover.

I call you LATE TO DINNER, bro.