Crotchgate at the Olmpics

[task0778]

Okay, now this is going juuust a tad too far IMHO.

5. There's already some controversy to follow​

The World Anti-Doping Agency addressed a bizarre ski jumping controversy on Thursday. Ski jumpers are alleged to have injected their penises with hyaluronic acid in an attempt to get bigger suits that would help increase the length of their jumps. While no jumpers have been singled out so far, and it's unclear if this falls under WADA's jurisdiction, WADA president Witold Bańka said he would investigate. Whether or not the allegations are true, the world of ski jumping is no stranger to cheating.

Winter Olympics: What to watch today in Milan Cortina (2/6)

The Opening Ceremony is here, and so is a stacked U.S. figure skating lineup.

sports.yahoo.com

(Don't worry little guy, we ain't doing that shit.)

 

[shockedcanadian]

Okay, now this is going juuust a tad too far IMHO.

5. There's already some controversy to follow​

The World Anti-Doping Agency addressed a bizarre ski jumping controversy on Thursday. Ski jumpers are alleged to have injected their penises with hyaluronic acid in an attempt to get bigger suits that would help increase the length of their jumps. While no jumpers have been singled out so far, and it's unclear if this falls under WADA's jurisdiction, WADA president Witold Bańka said he would investigate. Whether or not the allegations are true, the world of ski jumping is no stranger to cheating.

Winter Olympics: What to watch today in Milan Cortina (2/6)

The Opening Ceremony is here, and so is a stacked U.S. figure skating lineup.

sports.yahoo.com

(Don't worry little guy, we ain't doing that shit.)

Humans have to be the strangest species.

 

[odanny]

Expect sales of hyaluronic acid to increase 1000% after this story.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Expect sales of hyaluronic acid to increase 1000% after this story.

I don’t ******* care what it does, I’m never dipping it in acid except maybe LSD

Ok I just looked it up

From WebMD “… Hyaluronic acid might also affect the way the body responds to injury and help to decrease swelling.”

Decrease?

 

[egp320i]

Okay, now this is going juuust a tad too far IMHO.

5. There's already some controversy to follow​

The World Anti-Doping Agency addressed a bizarre ski jumping controversy on Thursday. Ski jumpers are alleged to have injected their penises with hyaluronic acid in an attempt to get bigger suits that would help increase the length of their jumps. While no jumpers have been singled out so far, and it's unclear if this falls under WADA's jurisdiction, WADA president Witold Bańka said he would investigate. Whether or not the allegations are true, the world of ski jumping is no stranger to cheating.

Winter Olympics: What to watch today in Milan Cortina (2/6)

The Opening Ceremony is here, and so is a stacked U.S. figure skating lineup.

sports.yahoo.com

(Don't worry little guy, we ain't doing that shit.)

this is funny actually, adding MORE material to the crotch gives you 10 more feet of distance
I won't how they measured this

The whole idea is the suit is tight to your body to reduce drag, you want less and not more

just maybe the weight of the jumper, the snow, the ski's they use also factor in?

 

[odanny]

From WebMD “… Hyaluronic acid might also affect the way the body responds to injury and help to decrease swelling.”

Decrease

We need a 48 hour increase in swelling, that will get you thru the weekend.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

I love the skiing ,the luge ,bobsledding, and hockey



This happened back in January at the Freeski World Cup in Laax, Switzerland, but it went viral just in time for the Winter Olympics

 

[CrusaderFrank]

We need a 48 hour increase in swelling, that will get you thru the weekend.

Problem is I hit my sexual peak during the Reagan Administration, first term

 

[Unkotare]

Problem is I hit my sexual peak during the Reagan Administration, first term

Did you tell Nancy?