Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban

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Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban​

U.S.·May 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump administration's ban on trans military members.

Klinger, stationed in Korea with the 4077th MASH unit, expressed relief that the day he had been looking forward to his whole life had finally arrived, and he could finally get out of the Army and get back home to Toledo, Ohio.

"Persistence really does pay off," Klinger said while wearing a frilly pink dress. "Everyone told me to give up years ago, but I knew if I stuck with it, I could get out of this place. On the bright side, I've managed to build up a really impressive wardrobe after all this time."

Other members of the 4077th said Klinger's consistency seemed to have an effect on the rest of the unit. "He's definitely not the only one here wearing dresses these days," said friend and colleague Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly. "I don't know if it's other people being inspired or what, but there sure are a lot more fellahs dressing like ladies around here now. We all always thought he had a screw loose, but in hindsight, he turned out to be a real trendsetter. I'll be sad to see him go."

At publishing time, Klinger was reportedly hoping to follow in the footsteps of another prominent cross-dressing American serviceman and someday serve as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health.

 

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Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban​

U.S.·May 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump administration's ban on trans military members.

Klinger, stationed in Korea with the 4077th MASH unit, expressed relief that the day he had been looking forward to his whole life had finally arrived, and he could finally get out of the Army and get back home to Toledo, Ohio.

"Persistence really does pay off," Klinger said while wearing a frilly pink dress. "Everyone told me to give up years ago, but I knew if I stuck with it, I could get out of this place. On the bright side, I've managed to build up a really impressive wardrobe after all this time."

Other members of the 4077th said Klinger's consistency seemed to have an effect on the rest of the unit. "He's definitely not the only one here wearing dresses these days," said friend and colleague Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly. "I don't know if it's other people being inspired or what, but there sure are a lot more fellahs dressing like ladies around here now. We all always thought he had a screw loose, but in hindsight, he turned out to be a real trendsetter. I'll be sad to see him go."

At publishing time, Klinger was reportedly hoping to follow in the footsteps of another prominent cross-dressing American serviceman and someday serve as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health.

LOL. I love the Babylon Bee. They have a really entertaining way of taking digs at the most irresponsible and ludicrous on the American scene without being mean.

Klinger however was absolutely no tranny. He cross dressed as a means of proving he was mentally unbalanced, i.e. deserving of an Army Section 8 because he 'believed' he was a woman. Nobody and I mean nobody in the M.A.S.H unit believed that he believed that, but they for the most part had as much fun with it as he did.

But if they had believed that, he would indeed have been considered mentally off and deserving of a Section 8.

It was a very different and much more sane world back then in the 1970's and early 80's.

But I love this You Tube composite of Klinger

 

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So if transgender folks can meet all the military training requirements, then what is the problem?

It's better than having a bunch of MAGA racist traitors in the military.