Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban

[Votto]

Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban​

U.S.·May 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump administration's ban on trans military members.

Klinger, stationed in Korea with the 4077th MASH unit, expressed relief that the day he had been looking forward to his whole life had finally arrived, and he could finally get out of the Army and get back home to Toledo, Ohio.

"Persistence really does pay off," Klinger said while wearing a frilly pink dress. "Everyone told me to give up years ago, but I knew if I stuck with it, I could get out of this place. On the bright side, I've managed to build up a really impressive wardrobe after all this time."

Other members of the 4077th said Klinger's consistency seemed to have an effect on the rest of the unit. "He's definitely not the only one here wearing dresses these days," said friend and colleague Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly. "I don't know if it's other people being inspired or what, but there sure are a lot more fellahs dressing like ladies around here now. We all always thought he had a screw loose, but in hindsight, he turned out to be a real trendsetter. I'll be sad to see him go."

At publishing time, Klinger was reportedly hoping to follow in the footsteps of another prominent cross-dressing American serviceman and someday serve as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health.

 

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Corporal Klinger Finally Discharged From Army After Trans Military Ban​

U.S.·May 6, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump administration's ban on trans military members.

Klinger, stationed in Korea with the 4077th MASH unit, expressed relief that the day he had been looking forward to his whole life had finally arrived, and he could finally get out of the Army and get back home to Toledo, Ohio.

"Persistence really does pay off," Klinger said while wearing a frilly pink dress. "Everyone told me to give up years ago, but I knew if I stuck with it, I could get out of this place. On the bright side, I've managed to build up a really impressive wardrobe after all this time."

Other members of the 4077th said Klinger's consistency seemed to have an effect on the rest of the unit. "He's definitely not the only one here wearing dresses these days," said friend and colleague Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly. "I don't know if it's other people being inspired or what, but there sure are a lot more fellahs dressing like ladies around here now. We all always thought he had a screw loose, but in hindsight, he turned out to be a real trendsetter. I'll be sad to see him go."

At publishing time, Klinger was reportedly hoping to follow in the footsteps of another prominent cross-dressing American serviceman and someday serve as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health.

LOL. I love the Babylon Bee. They have a really entertaining way of taking digs at the most irresponsible and ludicrous on the American scene without being mean.

Klinger however was absolutely no tranny. He cross dressed as a means of proving he was mentally unbalanced, i.e. deserving of an Army Section 8 because he 'believed' he was a woman. Nobody and I mean nobody in the M.A.S.H unit believed that he believed that, but they for the most part had as much fun with it as he did.

But if they had believed that, he would indeed have been considered mentally off and deserving of a Section 8.

It was a very different and much more sane world back then in the 1970's and early 80's.

But I love this You Tube composite of Klinger

 

[Dr. Phosphorous]

So if transgender folks can meet all the military training requirements, then what is the problem?

It's better than having a bunch of MAGA racist traitors in the military.

 

[Mack The Finger]

So if transgender folks can meet all the military training requirements, then what is the problem?

It's better than having a bunch of MAGA racist traitors in the military.

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Who would you rather have in your squad in the middle of a ambush ?

Do you have a creditable object link that says these MAGAites are traitors or did you just make that up after smoking some unicorn dust ?.

 

[JoeB131]

Actually, in the series, Klinger straightened out his act, stopped cross-dressing, got promoted to Sergeant, and decided to stay in Korea to be with his Korean Wife.

Then he was in a spinoff series set after the war working in a VA hospital with Col. Potter and Fr. Mulcahy.

 

[hadit]

So if transgender folks can meet all the military training requirements, then what is the problem?

It's better than having a bunch of MAGA racist traitors in the military.

The same reason they don't deploy diabetics to the front lines. We don't put people dependent on medication where they could be cut off from getting it.

We wouldn't want Sally to be deployed only to return 9 months later as Sam, would we?

 

[Dr. Phosphorous]

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Who would you rather have in your squad in the middle of a ambush ?

Not MAGA racist assholes who are not trustworthy.

Definitely not.

Do you have a creditable object link that says these MAGAites are traitors or did you just make that up after smoking some unicorn dust ?.

They tried to steal the 2020 election for Trump. And most of them approve of what happened on Jan 6.

Yes, they are traitors.

 

[Dr. Phosphorous]

The same reason they don't deploy diabetics to the front lines. We don't put people dependent on medication where they could be cut off from getting it.

We wouldn't want Sally to be deployed only to return 9 months later as Sam, would we?

Not all transgender folk take medication, simp.

All you're doing is further revealing your bigotry.

 

[hadit]

Not all transgender folk take medication, simp.

All you're doing is further revealing your bigotry.

A woman does not naturally produce enough male hormones to build the muscle tone and facial hair that a man does, and a man does not naturally produce enough female hormones to make his body appear more feminine. So, by and large, they do take hormones for the rest of their lives. If they did not, there would be no transition and they would simply remain a man or a woman, possibly surgically altered, and claiming to be the other. Those dependent on hormones could not be deployed to the front lines.

Tell you what, post your source for analysis.

 

[Dr. Phosphorous]

A woman does not naturally produce enough male hormones to build the muscle tone and facial hair that a man does, and a man does not naturally produce enough female hormones to make his body appear more feminine. So, by and large, they do take hormones for the rest of their lives. If they did not, there would be no transition and they would simply remain a man or a woman, possibly surgically altered, and claiming to be the other. Those dependent on hormones could not be deployed to the front lines.

This argument doesn't make sense. Lots of women serve in the military. And men taking hormones to become more feminine can also serve in the military, just like women do.

Tell you what, post your source for analysis.

That's easy --

Myth #5: All trans people medically transition

Some transgender people never get surgery.

www.vox.com

 

[hadit]

This argument doesn't make sense. Lots of women serve in the military. And men taking hormones to become more feminine can also serve in the military, just like women do.


That's easy --

Myth #5: All trans people medically transition

Some transgender people never get surgery.

www.vox.com

They can do some of the jobs, but if they're dependent on medication (which most of them are) they can't be deployed to combat where they might have to function without it. If they're willing to take the risk that they might undo months of hormone therapy, that would be on them. I don't make the call, I just point out what I see.