Comedian Leslie Jones Says Marriage Is Slavery

[mudwhistle]

I have to agree with Leslie here.

Marriage is slavery.



My wife always has plenty of work for me to do.

As long as I've been married I've never spent more than a few months unemployed.

And during that time life has been Hell for me.

Now that I'm retired and have 3 pensions....I still have to justify my existence.

All of those years of working to prepare for my retirement matters not.

My wife constantly reminds me that I'm not working.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Who would want to marry that mouthy hulk in the first place?

 

[Woodznutz]

I was married for four years. I was happy, my wife was miserable, eventually divorced me. I was a lousy husband. Been single since and still happy.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Bring married to her would be awful.