Come one, come all! North Korea Launches Tourism Campaign with New Beachside Resort Featuring a Water Park.

[Votto]

Supreme leader Kim Jong Un has launched a new theme park in North Korea, capping off an effort to bring tourism to North Korea.

The water park will feature such rides as "Water boarding for capitalists scum", the name speaks for itself, "Trump falls" which will allow people to free fall a 1000 feet before slamming into a pool only 3 feet deep, and "Atlantis Super Splash", where participants will travel through an underwater city lasting 15 minutes, assuming they can hold their breath that long.

The theme park will be a new destination for any outsiders who dare to enter the Utopian Socialist utopia of North Korea.

Insurance policies not included.

 

[luiza]

Great holiday
If accepted ,you will get 6 star treatment .

With Miami soon to disappear and California a dump , the family could be at the head of the queue for the new place to be seen at .

It got great coverage on our premier News Channel --- GB News , last night .
Somebody is doing a good PR job .

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Democrats will line up to go.... guaranteed. Wait and see.

 

[luiza]

Democrats will line up to go.... guaranteed. Wait and see.

Going on holiday has nothing to do with an affiliiation with a political party .
If you had said -- smart people are going --- you would make more sense .

I would immediately fix a world scoop report the moment I got home and earn enough to pay for the family holiday ( $25000 ? ) several times over .

Next I would be top pundit re NK on GB News .
Use the space between your ears .